Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

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Mermaids

Postby black bart on Wed May 21, 2008 5:42 am

Aaaaargh...Ye never gets ta see Mermaids no more.

In my day there were mermaids all over the shop. Ye couldn't ave yer annual bath wivout a mermaid holdin yer sponge an scrubbin yer back.

There were even special Mermaid centrefolds in Playbilge...in them innocent days o yore the mermaids always wore bras.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed May 21, 2008 6:32 am

An' their scales warrr 100% real. Now they're all "synfetic" an' "enlargenededed".
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mermaids

Postby black bart on Thu May 22, 2008 6:20 am

Aye ye be roight matey...all that silicone ave turned the mermaids into Life Guards:

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:28 am

Aargh, oi remembers when these forums were diff'rint. The smoilies warr on the uvver soide, ye know.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:11 pm

Oi rememmers wen oi could rite a poste wivout haffin t'look all ovver thee place for weare fings arrrr!

Oi wants thee consarned, new-fangelled "Bridge t' thee 21st Cenchurry" taken offen me ship an thee old bridge put back in!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:15 pm

Just go to the User Control Panel and somewhere in there you can change the layout to "subsilver2". It looks and feels a bit more like the old version.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:20 pm

Thankee; that be wot oi'm halreddy usin. But there be weirde pan-tone-y color charts floatin' haround, an' strange hexclamashun pointes so's oi ken reporrrt meself as hoffensive, an' oi doan' nose wot awl ter get used to.

An oi hasn't desided yet wether thee "NEXT TOPIC" button goes up or down thee liste now...

Thee loife ov a dijitawl pyrate jest gets morrre compliecayted every yeare!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:25 am

Aargh wif colours this eesy te git, it seems loike colour ain't werf it no mores.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:47 am

Aaaaargh I remembers when ye could only get Pirates in Black n White!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:24 am

Aargh, oi remmemers when me teef warr all real, oar at least fifty percint gold.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:31 am

Aaaaarrgh I remembers teef!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:11 pm

I remembers when ye cud look at this forum an see all the wigs without lookin all over the place.

I's changed fings to "Substandard 2" an it's just made Bart's avitatatarr bigger!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:59 am

Oi remembers when me ships warrn't launched inna me colostomy bag!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:54 am

The Black Spot wrote:I remembers when ye cud look at this forum an see all the wigs without lookin all over the place.

I's changed fings to "Substandard 2" an it's just made Bart's avitatatarr bigger!


Aaaargh us senior Pirates don't loik change much. Remember the referb o the Admiral Benbow ... I never did foind out wot they done wiv the mouldy ol Saracen's head wot used ta be nailed above the kitchen servin hatch.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:06 am

black bart wrote:... I never did foind out wot they done wiv the mouldy ol Saracen's head wot used ta be nailed above the kitchen servin hatch.


So ye don't remember the pie ye had last week?
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