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Postby Jerm on Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:42 pm

I've got me a bit of a question.

See's, I realized I been a sinning; praying without an eye patch.

See'n how I'm something of a cheap bastard and all, I was wondering if anyone has made an eye patch, and if so, how?

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Postby Land Shark on Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:11 am

I made one out of black jeans one time.

Cut out a eyepatch shape.

Put a hole in either side

Tie a bit o' string or elastic to it by the holes

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:28 am

make sure if you do wear eyepatches, that you switch which eye they're covering each day, or if you only wear it on one day for a special occasion, switch it halfway through the day. (calculate it, not just at noon). you do NOT want to strain an eye.

plus, switching your eyepatch every hour without telling anyone or letting them see can generate some interesting reactions...
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:55 am

You might want to cheat a little & get something black but see through. Trying to eat with a fork, light a rolled up herbal substance (regardless of the legal status), etc., with only one eye working can be a bit of a chore if you're not used to it.

Or does this go against the pirate code of conduct?

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:05 am

I don't think the pirate code had much to say on eye-patch eating ettiquite...

if you've mastered eating it with an eyepatch, why not try with TWO eyepatches? and no stacking.
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Postby black bart on Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:36 am

Take a butchers at me avatar matey...that be an example of a quality eye patch made from the silk of a Spanish Ladies' smalls. I finds the silk rests nicer next to yer glass eye. Quality not quantity sais I...unless ye be talkin grog o course!
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Postby DaveL on Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:59 am

YArrrr...

Ere be one of Tiddles First Mate 'Tugger'. Note the intricate eyepatch work on this one. A fine job indeed!

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Postby Jerm on Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:53 pm

Yar, I thank ye all for the ideas. Now I have me something to fill a few minutes o time this weekend.

'Course, remains to be seen how a patch will look under spectacles.

And I shal take ye advice on eye strain, sounds nasty.
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Postby Land Shark on Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:56 pm

I like to put mine outside me specs.

'Tis odd, though, either way. :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Jerm on Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:51 pm

Outside your lenses? How well does that work? Would that do anything to the lenses a'tall?
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:56 pm

I use gmail, and that often has google advertisments, which are advertisements suited to whatever text is on the page.

so, when reading the email on this, I got a link to the eye patch club
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Postby Land Shark on Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:47 pm

Jerm wrote:Outside your lenses? How well does that work? Would that do anything to the lenses a'tall?


Ye still have peripheral vision in that eye. Being made out 'o fairly soft denim and cord, it didn't scratch it or anything.
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Postby Jerm on Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:59 pm

Hmm, worth lookin in to.

For fun, could get two and walk (carefully) around with them under my glasses.
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Postby Land Shark on Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:51 am

Aye, and be the feared Blind Beard the Pirate!

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Postby Jerm on Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:31 pm

Thanks for the advice, I shal take it all unto consideration (I really doubt thats a proper way to use unto, ahwell).

My plans of doing this while sticking to my charatistic cheap bastardly ways are beginning to unravel. Perhaps I can't be a total cheap bastard, but I can be a moderately cheap bastard.

And I love the idea of Blind Beard the pirate. That strikes me as a good room clearing tool.

"Arright, we'se a shove ye into a room. Ye hears the door close, ye starts swingin' an' don't stop till I says!"
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