Pirate Gear for the new to Pastafarian culture.

[MZ]

Hello, I'm a long time Ninja and I felt the mighty Noodle touch me and I knew I must cast off my Ninja ways to be a Pirate. However being a Ninja was expensive, does anyone know where one can get some bargain Pirate gear for the Pirate that has yet to loot and pillage?

[bubblegumgirl]

Most people would say the internet and what not. But to all those pirates who actually live like pirates and spend all their money on rum... Then I found the best place to go is the rag bin for all your good ole pirate wear, just go for a swim in them to give them an authentic sea sweat sticky smell. And for all your specialist needs, I.e. Lost your leg in an accident involving an unpaid bar tab and a run in wiv Fred... Well I be suggesting the local $2 shop or equivilant. Buy yourself a sword, an eye patch, a fake leg, and then beat the kids up for their lunch money.*

Enjoy the piraty goodness.

*writer is in no way suggesting that you go beat up small children, and will not take responsibility for any such accidents that may or may not occur. Drink responsibly...Never leave any in the bottle for innocent animals ingestion.*

[MZ]

I've read the rules but I figured why not just jump in and ask those important questions right off the bat.


Oh and I totally have never beaten up a small child.

[black bart]

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:

We got sum roite bad 'uns here, but wiv a good long voyage to pillage an' plunder, they usually figger out i's better to behave that to stir the wrath of evil ol' Auntie Blackbeard!!

Slander! I be of goode character and The Black Spot amomgst ye other goodeley varmints will vouch fer it!

I sign my goode name ... X

[OZ_Nick]

Aaargghh!

Oi kin vowch fer Black Bart, Oi never seen 'im doin nuffin nasty. Not evun when 'e sold Fishe 'Ead Stewe ter all them poor lost souls in Tortuga last year. 'Twere all a misunderstandin' Oi says.

Doan worry Bart, Oi'll watch yer back...

Cap'n One-Eye Nick

[black bart]

YYYAAARRR...I wus on holiday in Tortuga...it was just a coincidence that Fish Head Stew arrived in a scurvy gallion what had nothin to do me!

[Etna-sama]

This one believes that medieval faires have good merchandise. This one still retains both her eyes and both her legs, so the eyepatch and wooden peg-leg seem unnessary.

This one did however, pick up a pirate serving wench outfit. And let this one tell you, that top did not promote breathing .

Also aquired at said faire:

A sword of decent quality
A Jolly Rogers tattoo
A bandana with the Jolly Roger on it(not pictured)
A whip for keeping Galley slaves in line (and for ....other... uses)
Three dangly hoop earings
Two silver rings
Jangly bracelets and ankelets
A pair of swashbuckling boots

Total cost at the end of one day: $314 and some change. The outfit itself was $200. The accesories were the rest of it. And beleive this one, it does pay to accesorize.

This one's brother, however, personifies pirate like no other.

The Brother

The Brother and Mother

The Brother and Sister

The Crew

The middle Brother is a great lover of pasta, and felt his passion for the Noodle was great enough, so much so that he did not need to prove his devotion by becoming a pirate. Which is fine, since a pirates lifestyle isn't for everyone.

[Captain Noobhead]

I don't suppose wally mart or dollar stores have some bargain pirate threads for sale? Or if yer skilled enough with a needle and thread, you could always make your own.

[black bart]

Etna sama wrote:

This one still retains both her eyes and both her legs, so the eyepatch and wooden peg-leg seem unnessary

Give it time lass, give it time...

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Take-the-Lot are goin' all 'street tough' for the Argghh-stock Festival. Oi be wearin me eye patch back-the-front, while Black Spot will be wearin' a bandana with 'Hey Yo (Ho)' written on it!

Do yers know where we can buy any good Pirate "Bling"?

[black bart]

YYYAAARRR...Funny ye should be arter Bling...Bart Industries have just created a new Bling line for Pirates. It mostly consists of Gold Teeth taken from me Fish Head Stew victims but we got some lovely chains, bracelets and ear rings and we be workin on a (immitation) pearl studded peg leg in partnership with AAAAARRRMANI.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...(or should Oi be sayin' Yo Ho Yo!)

Now ye be talkin' matey. That be some serious bling yer be sportin' there.
We'll ask our Manager to send us round for a fitout.

Do yer have any of those Grandfather Clocks Oi can hang round me neck? Last time Oi tried one, it fell on top of me...YArrr...

[black bart]

AAARRR...ye needs the 8 carrot gold wrist Grandfather Clock and matchin fob chain tastefully engraved with the words "Time for a keel haulin".

[kat]

I find the royal uniform of her majesty's navy suits just fine. the flag's the thing that says you're on special duty.

[black bart]

Bell bottoms went out in the sixties mate and a flat hat with the name o yer ship goin around it...ye'd look like an extra from 'Anchors Away'!