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Postby deadgenome on Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:35 pm

No mine's scared of wardrobes. He's more likely to be found parascending across the Alps with a nice cup of warm bovril. mmm...
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Postby black bart on Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:24 am

deadgnome wrote:

fantastic, whatever it was you said, I'm in total agreement. Now where did I leave my badger...


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Postby bubblegumgirl on Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:15 am

I knew a badger once, He was prone to wandering off into the forest stopping strangers as they passed and trying to get them to listen to his stories of ´the good ole days´.

Whos crazy I asks ya.
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Stuffed

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:47 am

YYYAAARRR...the good ol days when Badgers were Badgers and Beavers were never stuffed!
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:02 am

bubblegumgirl wrote:I knew a badger once, He was prone to wandering off into the forest stopping strangers as they passed and trying to get them to listen to his stories of ´the good ole days´.

Whos crazy I asks ya.


That's a codger, I think.
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Postby bubblegumgirl on Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:41 am

I be thinking you are right, unfortuanatly when I bought that up with the Badger, he didn´t take to kindly to the term. After a bite on the leg, he sat on my chest and forced me to listen to everything thats wrong with the youth of today.

I´d still be there now if it wasn´t for the fact that it was bingo night down at the oak, and it was the Badgers turn to call out the numbers.
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Postby black bart on Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:46 am

YYYAAARRR...I be thinkin ye've been livin in the woods for too long!!!!! :?
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Postby bubblegumgirl on Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:01 am

There be nothing wrong wiv the woods, I be findin them good places to hide when thems authority peoples take offence to ye causing a ruckuss.

I mean just cause I had ingested the taverns months supply of rum then tried to pay them wiv chocolate coins is no reason to ge getten all vindictive an stuff...

I think i´ll take me chances wiv the Badger, least till they forget about me and i can sneak back into port wiv me disguise and a new name. Do you fink it´ll work?

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Postby deadgenome on Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:15 am

If you need a hand, me and me rusty scalpels run a nice line in reconstructive surgery. Only 3 dubloons and by the time I'm done no-one will recognise ya.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:03 am

Scalpels?! Ye be one o' them fancy-pants type o' surgeons, then. Oi don't hold truck wit' anything smaller than a cleaver for doctorin'.
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Postby deadgenome on Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:02 pm

Well this is delicate work, I use a large rock for simple things like amputations.
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Postby anthrobabe on Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:41 pm

[quote="deadgenome"]Don't worry, I have consulted all 15 of the invisible dragonflies that live in my navel and we all agree that your as sane as the next man.

OMG!

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Postby deadgenome on Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:45 pm

I'm at my worst when totally sober :mrgreen:
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Postby anthrobabe on Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:46 pm

me too

I try to think and it just gets bad
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Postby deadgenome on Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:26 pm

Instead of trying to think yourself, why not employ a lobotomised woodland bear to do your thinking for you. We at Cognitive Replacements Ltd. have lobotomised woodland bears to suit every intellectual need, from interplanetary spacecraft engineering to the fundamentals of existentialist philosophy and shelf stacking.
Just remember, let those tired neurons have a rest with Cognitive Replacement's lobotomised woodland bears. Find us just off the M12, near Swindon.
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