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Ask a ninja? Pfff, now we got Ax a Pirate!

Postby haxmasta » Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:49 am

It's true! I have found a rival website of the blasphemous AskaNinja.com! It's AxaPirate.com! The first episode is about how the ninja is wrong and how pirates are way cooler. I find him to be rather hilarious and sarcastic towards ninjas, just how anti-piratical the ninja is to us.

I think the pirate is Pastafarian as well, he makes a few references to "noodly" things, grog, and pasta of different kinds, including spagetti. He fits the part pretty well in fact!

ARRR! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby DaveL » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:33 am

Question # 5
The Pirate talks about Pirate Pets. And the dangers of owning a cat.


YArrrrr...Oi think we know all the answer to that one. Bleedin Tiddles!
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Postby black bart » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:35 am

YYYAAARRR...Ye be better off without a moggy on board...simply use the Bilge Rats as a source of nutrition!
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Postby haxmasta » Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:33 pm

lol, I'm so glad to see that he's been accepted into the family, ne'er I seen something quite so funny. :fsm_rock:
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Postby DaveL » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:33 am

YArrrr...

O'ive invited 'im to come and pay us a visit. Oi know youse might have some tricky questions for 'im. So be noice to 'im if he shows up **cough** Bart, Spot, me **cough**.
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Postby haxmasta » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:34 am

Yar genious! I didn't think of that! It be great to see him as a part of our community, we can even have a portion of the Pirate Discussion forum devoted to how we can help him better his show :D

I wonder what questions we'd ask him....


"Why is it frightfully bad luck to bring a woman on board a ship?"

That'd be a good one I'd think! I know there'd be some funny comments about that one :fsm_yarr:
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Postby black bart » Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:10 am

AAAARRRR...I knows the answer to that one.

It be frightfully unlucky to bring a woman aboard ship (or a boy) ...cos it be punishable by death!*

*Note: Since the advent of the Scurvy Fleet Equal Opportunities Board this punishment has been commuted to 'Marooning on The Isle o Sheppey' (personally I would prefer death!).
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Postby haxmasta » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:11 pm

lol, that's funny. Isle O' Sheppy, oh thats a hoot.


On a side note, while I was getting ready to go to bed, I wanted to get the "A Pirate's Life For Me" song, so I did. Then I got the lyrics and memorized it! :fsm_rock:

It's pretty easy once you get the single lines down, like "We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot" then skip the "Drink up me hearties yo ho" and go to "We kidnap and ravage, and don't give a hoot". After you get those lines down then you can include the Yohos and the Drink up me Hearties. I was so proud once I got it. :fsm_yarr:
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Postby DaveL » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:52 pm

YArrrr...

Hax, you be lookin like a good candidate for the 'Aaarrgh-stock Music Festival' matey. The talent there is...well...ummm...you'd better go and have a look.
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Postby Jerm » Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:54 pm

Arr! At last! A tome of wisdom and sage advice. :D

Thanks for the notice.
It all kind of went downhill from there.

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Postby black bart » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:28 am

Jerm wrote:

Arr! At last! A tome of wisdom and sage advice.


AAARRR...I see from your Avatar ye be standin proudly on the prow of an old fashioned AAARRRGH 1000. Twere a very early design by The AAARRRGH Shipping Company and they forgot to put sails on her!
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Re: 1000

Postby Jerm » Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:48 pm

black bart wrote:AAARRR...I see from your Avatar ye be standin proudly on the prow of an old fashioned AAARRRGH 1000. Twere a very early design by The AAARRRGH Shipping Company and they forgot to put sails on her!



Ppph, yarr, those old fashioned flops. Wot were they thinking?

"Ooh, we don't need sails, we've got a diesel prime mover and electric tractions motors."

Bunch of hippies. :wink:
It all kind of went downhill from there.

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PG sneaks in and steals all your rum


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