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Postby DaveL » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:11 am

YArrrrr...

Oi'm gettin visions of meself, Bart, Spot, Oz_Nick, Plank and Griffin all runnin in slow motion through the streets of Portsmouth to the music from 'Chariots of Fire'. Massive cabbages sailin past our heads...strivin for the finish line...(dum dum dum dum...dum).
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Postby black bart » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:22 am

AAAARRRGH...I quite often finds meself movin in slow motion through the streets o Portsmouth...especially arter a night at Madame Fifi's!!!
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Postby The Black Spot » Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:58 am

GAHHH!

The only time I's seen you movin' in slow motion 'tis when it's your round.

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Postby DaveL » Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:25 am

YArrrrr...

Oi's reckon if yer gonna be havin' fast music, you'll be needin sumthin' like Benny Hill music to get yer runnin'.
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Towels

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:10 am

YYYAAARRR can we have some wenches in towels ahead of us to speed us up?! :D
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Postby DaveL » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:45 am

YArrrr...

Oi always wanted to slap that little bald blokes head 1000 times like Benny did. But O'ill settle for a wenchy skit any ole day.
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Hills Angels

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:25 am

AAARRRGH...in the days afore I turned to Piracy I used to work on 'The Benny Hill show'. I even went to New York with the Hills Angels!!!!

It's little wonder that I suffer from Double Entendeuritis!
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Postby DaveL » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:42 pm

YArrrrgghhh!!!!

No way...so you've really had the opportunity to slap that bald guys head.
Oi be truly envious!! Oi wuz a wee laddy when Benny Hill was on. Oi never understood half the jokes until Oi watched it years later.

No wunders me parents would restrict me from watchin it!

Benny was big in the late 1970's early 80's. Does that mean you be an old geezer Bart?

'scuse me as Oi've got 50 naughty nurses chasing me at double speed around a large paddock. YArrrrrr...
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Old?

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:12 pm

Not old in the Pirating sense...not as old as...Capn Cronan who was 400 at the last count. I can still play a mean game o football. I worked on the Benny Hill show towards the end of Hill's life in the mid 1980s (he died in his beloved Teddington in the early 90s). However I can understand why Pirgella left me for the younger man...sob. :cry:
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Postby Bringerofpie » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:20 pm

Oi be thinkin', what abow a Rape n' Pillagin' contest? Yarr?
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Postby DaveL » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:05 am

Yarrrr...

No way matey. Pastafarian Pirates are far too civilised and tend to pillage only. You will find quite a few of them hanging out at an establishment known as Madame Fifi's.

Their affections are paid for following plunderin'.
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Pillage

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:18 am

Too old to pillage...too young to die! :fsm_yarr:
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Re: Pillage

Postby Griffin » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:26 pm

black bart wrote:Too old to pillage...too young to die! :fsm_yarr:


Sad. Or are you suggesting a Kill The Pirate contest?
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Frigate

Postby black bart » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:26 am

YYYAAARRRR...More like a: Sink the Navy contest...First one to sink a Frigate wins the gold!
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Re: Frigate

Postby The Black Spot » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:35 am

black bart wrote:First one to sink a Frigate wins the gold!


Ye may as well give the gold medal t' Cronan now.


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