Oi'm gettin visions of meself, Bart, Spot, Oz_Nick, Plank and Griffin all runnin in slow motion through the streets of Portsmouth to the music from 'Chariots of Fire'. Massive cabbages sailin past our heads...strivin for the finish line...(dum dum dum dum...dum).
No way...so you've really had the opportunity to slap that bald guys head.
Oi be truly envious!! Oi wuz a wee laddy when Benny Hill was on. Oi never understood half the jokes until Oi watched it years later.
No wunders me parents would restrict me from watchin it!
Benny was big in the late 1970's early 80's. Does that mean you be an old geezer Bart?
'scuse me as Oi've got 50 naughty nurses chasing me at double speed around a large paddock. YArrrrrr...
Not old in the Pirating sense...not as old as...Capn Cronan who was 400 at the last count. I can still play a mean game o football. I worked on the Benny Hill show towards the end of Hill's life in the mid 1980s (he died in his beloved Teddington in the early 90s). However I can understand why Pirgella left me for the younger man...sob.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
black bart wrote:Too old to pillage...too young to die!
Sad. Or are you suggesting a Kill The Pirate contest?
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.