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The ARRRlympics

Postby Mammoth on Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:46 pm

Arrr mateys this be Bos'n Cannonball Jack spreadin' the word of what me believes to be a great oversight on the part of meself and me swashbucklin' brethren.

Imagine thousands of the saltiest sea dogs converged at one cove to spread piracy, love, fellowship and above all to compete. Gasp as the hook handed arm wrestlers take to the table. You'll shout out "Blow me down!" when yer fav'rite teams wins the peg legged race. Events ranged from cannonball speed loadin' to synchronized pillaging .

I be under the firm belief that nothing brings us more together than brutal competition with one another, so join me for the first annual

ARRRlympics!
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Postby DaveL on Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:27 pm

YArrrr...

Tis a fine oidea there matey. O'im sure after our attempts at the World Cup soccer, we's'll be willin to give it a go.

Can we make the International Olympic Committee walk the plank?

We'll be needin to compile a list of piratey events.
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Wench

Postby black bart on Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:28 pm

YYYAAARRR...Instead o the Javelin, which is roight borin, we could have wench throwin! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Mammoth on Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:33 pm

Aye these be grand ideas especially coming from the dread black bart 'imself. Oi'll be settin' up the wench slingin' pitch meself.
Other events be includin
Treasure Findin' biathalon
Grog drinkathon
Hartack eatin' contest
Cabin boy's speed swabbin'
Sea legs challenge
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Postby walktheplank on Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:05 am

Some good events they be, how abouts.

Yard of Rum Competition
Springboard diving off the plank, last swab to avoid the sharks is the winner
Who can hold down Bart's stew longest competition
flogging competition, most in 5 minutes
knock the lookout out of the crows nest competition

yarr this be mighty good sport
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:42 am

Synchronised keelhauling
Unarmed combat (or a fight to the death, as we be callin' it.)
Long Jump (Leaping from ship to ship. While under fire of course).

Arrrr... That'll thin the field out a bit.
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Shot

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:06 am

'Shot' Putt be an obvious one!
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Postby Griffin on Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:07 pm

Parrot Taming.
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Shooting

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:30 am

Parrot Shooting (Clay parrots o course!) :fsm_yarr:
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Postby DaveL on Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:34 am

YArrrrr...

How's about a Peg-Leg Marathon? We could run it through the streets of Portsmouth, with the townsfolk throwin' eggs and cabbages along the way.

Instead of grabbin those water bottles, we could make drink tankards of rum.

The last one standin is the winner.
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Postby black bart on Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:38 am

YYYAAARRRR...Good plan matey, but we'd ave to nobble Walktheplank's Nikeys! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby The Black Spot on Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:56 pm

DaveL wrote:How's about a Peg-Leg Marathon? We could run it through the streets of Portsmouth, with the townsfolk throwin' eggs and cabbages along the way.


Arrr...

it won't be on cobblestones will it? We'll 'ave the Noise Abatement people after us.
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Anthum

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:10 am

YYYYYAAARRRR...I wonders what the Pirate National anthum will be when we wins all those gold dubloon medals?

Perchance a foine sea shanty such as:

'Blow the man Down' sung by Big Brenda.
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Postby The Black Spot on Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:14 am

I casts me vote for "Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest".
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Unbeatable

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:16 am

Unbeatable...That would be the obviuos choice.
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