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Postby tanguerra on Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:47 am

82. Will Captain Dave ever succeed in shooting down that red coated rapscallion, Santa Claus, off of Sydney heads, or are we doomed to 'Ho ho ho' in place of Yo ho ho ferever? What do you think has been wrong with his approach to the problem so far?
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Postby DaveL on Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:50 am

83. Would it be better to try shootin' Santa Claus down without drinking before hand?
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Postby black bart on Mon Feb 18, 2008 6:25 am

84. What be the best way ta calm down Big Brenda arter ye've forgotten to give her flowers on Valentine's day (please elp, I've been on the run since Feb 14th!).
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Postby DaveL on Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:40 am

85. What is the best way to tell your pirate mate he's a complete ninkompoop forgetting to give Brenda a gift, without hoffendin' him?
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:46 pm

86. Who do ye think will win the Jim Lad for the Most Longwinded Tale?
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:19 pm

87: does ye thinks the audience will still be awake for it ^
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:24 pm

88. Avast Perfessor!

...I wuz jus' wunnerin'...Wot do you know abowt Auntie Blackbeard ?
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:03 pm

89. Avast all ye landlubbers!

Just to let ye know, she weren't allus known as 'Auntie'...
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:36 pm

Yarr Perfesser !,

Oi wuz jus' wunnerin'... Ye muss know thus...Iz Annie me thurd cuzzen fore tymes remooved or me forth cuzzen twice remooved ?
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:03 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Postby black bart on Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:16 am

Arrrrrrrr...this is the classic Taichi Thread...go back to page 1 and larf yer socks orf...the poor bugger only lasted 2 pages!
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:11 am

and of course it has broken down to numbering the darn thing

whot is it wif ye lot and numbers

ye knows ye can't add or subtract even
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Postby black bart on Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:24 am

anthrobabe wrote:and of course it has broken down to numbering the darn thing

whot is it wif ye lot and numbers

ye knows ye can't add or subtract even


Arrrrgh...I has had one o these Scumsoft Quandary Machines installed in me cabin:

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So far I has messed up me accounts completely but I has sunk four U Boats!
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Postby The Black Spot on Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:30 am

black bart wrote:
Arrrrgh...I has had one o these Scumsoft Quandary Machines installed in me cabin:

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Arrr Bart. I see ye has a rotary E Raser translation machine there.
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Postby black bart on Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:40 am

My god...

That might actually work!
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