Sodomy and Pirates

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Postby deadgenome on Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:33 pm

for shame....

although it is pirates talking about sodomy, and so is still within the thread's subject, even if it is sodomy with leeks. :fsm_yarr: :worship:
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Postby Jerm on Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:33 pm

Ye.... arrrrrgh.

(Beard stroke)

That'd explain te tings I saw on me last expedition. I was httin' the grog pretty hard and went on deck. And there, in the moon light I saw what I thought was dis strange whale, flopping around on deck.

Naturally, I assumed I had drank too much or not enough and went back below decks to empty a few more bottles. 'Twasn't there the next morning, so I just chalked it up to the effects o' the grog.
It all kind of went downhill from there.
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Postby black bart on Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:17 am

Sounds loik ye had a visit from Big Brenda* there me hearty...she loiks to sleep on deck...well actually she has to sleep on deck as she can't fit down any o the hatches!

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Postby ribbit on Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:28 am

If you have sodomy with leaks you'll have piratical santorum
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Postby anthrobabe on Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:28 am

Ok so this is multiple threads
pirate insults

dastarly cures for the trots

his royal bozoness Rick Santorum (it used to bad when some one said your name will be mud- his name has been adopted for the modern day equiv)

and I am afraid to know what is going on with leeks
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Postby Jerm on Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:20 pm

Yar, me thinks I should be hittin' the grog with a vengeance to remove the memory of this post. ;)
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Postby johngalt on Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:36 am

Your signature is absolutely correct for this post...
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Postby black bart on Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:28 am

anthrobabe wrote:

and I am afraid to know what is going on with leeks


I don't know about anybody else but I tend to:

a. chop them finely and make them into soup.

b. plug em with the first mate's old underpants.
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Postby The Black Spot on Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:48 am

I hopes fer yer own sake that Big Ron ain't yer first mate.
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Postby black bart on Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:02 am

YYYAAARRR...Fortunately events have ensured that Big Ron be lookin arter The Fish Head Stew factory...should be nice and safe with him in charge!
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Postby black bart on Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:00 am

YYYAAARRRR...This were a daft thread...thought I'd bring it back from the Bottom...sorry, back end of the pile, sorry...nether regions!
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Postby ChowMein on Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:40 pm

I always did wunner how dis gits pass the censore bored.
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passage

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:14 pm

AAARRRRRR...it crept in through the back passage!
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Re: passage

Postby anthrobabe on Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:03 pm

black bart wrote:AAARRRRRR...it crept in through the back passage!



would that be the inside passage? :wink:
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Re: Sodomy and Pirates

Postby The Good Reverend Roger on Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:05 pm

Shoeman wrote:In an interview given by Johnny Depp (whose real name is none other than Captain Jack Sparrow) he mentions that Pirates at sea would sometimes turn gay. Perfectly straight guys, but like in prison, sexual tension just builds and builds. In fact, pirate ships are cited as being a lot like prisons.

Hence why Captain Jack Sparrow might seem a little ambiguous regarding sexuality.

Of course we know that Pirate ships were never like Prisons (it goes against what Piracy is ABOUT). But do you think its common for Pirates to be bisexual? Or is it desperation? "Cabin boy! Drop your pants and bring me the rum!"


Homosexuality among pirates was punished by marooning.

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