Sodomy and Pirates

[deadgenome]

for shame....

although it is pirates talking about sodomy, and so is still within the thread's subject, even if it is sodomy with leeks.

[Jerm]

Ye.... arrrrrgh.

(Beard stroke)

That'd explain te tings I saw on me last expedition. I was httin' the grog pretty hard and went on deck. And there, in the moon light I saw what I thought was dis strange whale, flopping around on deck.

Naturally, I assumed I had drank too much or not enough and went back below decks to empty a few more bottles. 'Twasn't there the next morning, so I just chalked it up to the effects o' the grog.

[black bart]

Sounds loik ye had a visit from Big Brenda* there me hearty...she loiks to sleep on deck...well actually she has to sleep on deck as she can't fit down any o the hatches!

*For further information on Brenda McTavish see Playbilge magazine.

[ribbit]

If you have sodomy with leaks you'll have piratical santorum

[anthrobabe]

Ok so this is multiple threads
pirate insults

dastarly cures for the trots

his royal bozoness Rick Santorum (it used to bad when some one said your name will be mud- his name has been adopted for the modern day equiv)

and I am afraid to know what is going on with leeks

[Jerm]

Yar, me thinks I should be hittin' the grog with a vengeance to remove the memory of this post.

[johngalt]

Your signature is absolutely correct for this post...

[black bart]

anthrobabe wrote:

and I am afraid to know what is going on with leeks

I don't know about anybody else but I tend to:

a. chop them finely and make them into soup.

b. plug em with the first mate's old underpants.

[The Black Spot]

I hopes fer yer own sake that Big Ron ain't yer first mate.

[black bart]

YYYAAARRR...Fortunately events have ensured that Big Ron be lookin arter The Fish Head Stew factory...should be nice and safe with him in charge!

[black bart]

YYYAAARRRR...This were a daft thread...thought I'd bring it back from the Bottom...sorry, back end of the pile, sorry...nether regions!

[ChowMein]

I always did wunner how dis gits pass the censore bored.

[black bart]

AAARRRRRR...it crept in through the back passage!

[anthrobabe]

AAARRRRRR...it crept in through the back passage!

would that be the inside passage?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

In an interview given by Johnny Depp (whose real name is none other than Captain Jack Sparrow) he mentions that Pirates at sea would sometimes turn gay. Perfectly straight guys, but like in prison, sexual tension just builds and builds. In fact, pirate ships are cited as being a lot like prisons.

Hence why Captain Jack Sparrow might seem a little ambiguous regarding sexuality.

Of course we know that Pirate ships were never like Prisons (it goes against what Piracy is ABOUT). But do you think its common for Pirates to be bisexual? Or is it desperation? "Cabin boy! Drop your pants and bring me the rum!"

Homosexuality among pirates was punished by marooning.

Bad news, that.