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Re: Midgets

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:03 am

black bart wrote:YYYAAARRRGH...Belay that OZ Nick...Two o those wenches be midgets! :D


Ye dopey blaggard! Ye has yer spyglass the wrong way round again.
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Lodged

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:17 am

YYYAAARRRRR...I did that with Big Brenda once...when I took the Spyglass off I were lodged between her...
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:27 am

Yer at it again, ain't ye? All this innuendo - ye has SaltyTale-itis. There be but one cure - ye has to smother mustard all over yer...
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Science

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:33 am

...Redde Cowwe Sandwiche?

I'm off to the Science Section to see if a little innuendo will spice it up a bit!
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Re: Science

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:58 am

black bart wrote:
I'm off to the Science Section to see if a little innuendo will spice it up a bit!


I can see it now...

Uranus...Black Holes...Heavenly bodies...Big Bangs...

Hang on, I'll think I'll join yer.
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Nebula

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:00 am

Is that a Nebula, or are you just pleased to see me?! :D
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Re: Nebula

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:04 am

black bart wrote:Is that a Nebula, or are you just pleased to see me?! :D


I don't believe it! I was thinking something on the lines of "Are you pleased to see me, or is everything foreshortened in the direction of travel?"
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Quantum

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:59 am

Ye can shove your Nanotechnology right up your Quantum Leap!
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Re: Quantum

Postby The Black Spot on Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:10 am

black bart wrote:Ye can shove your Nanotechnology right up your Quantum Leap!


You've really done it this time.

You've managed to combine physical science, the salty tale and pirate insults into one thread!
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Postby DaveL on Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:24 am

YArrrr...

If yewd mentioned Aunty Blackbeard and PlayBilge, you would 'ave nailed the lot.
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Quantum

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:15 pm

YYYAARRR...good goin, and 'Quantum leap' is a TV programme so I hit the Books Authors and Films section as well!
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:34 pm

Firebird X wrote:Me problem lies in the design of the cannons.

I'd shy away from rubber bands, since they tend to snap and break. I'm thinking perhaps springs be the way to go. The ammunition in question are Nerf Footballs, and the distance they be shot would probably be no more than 50 feet.


'ave ye considered a spud-cannon type setup? Ye could probably launch a Nerf ball 50 ft with a simple one-end-closed rig an' could even light it with fuses if ye desired (oi've done it with fuses and even directly insertin' a match, although that's liable to give ye black fingers).
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:26 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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