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Postby bozobrain24 on Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:51 am

So is there really a plan to create a FSM pirate ship?

I personally think it would be awesom to be at the beach...and suddenly see a bunch of pirates on a ship pass by throwing brochures. LoL

But how are we going to keep it safe from and crazy religious person who has not been touched by the noodly appendage? You know how crazy those zealots can get! :?
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Postby black bart on Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:31 pm

Not a problem me hearty...we'll drop Big Brenda on em, twill make a terrrrible dent in the sand though!!!! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby DaveL on Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:43 pm

YArrrrr...

Have yer heard of the Argghh 9000, damn fine ship that one. Arrr..but they be payin' me to say that.
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Postby black bart on Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:52 am

I've heard that's a damn foin ship the AARRGH 9000...can ye get one what's powered by crazed Zealots? :fsm_yarr:
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Postby bozobrain24 on Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:39 pm

Sounds like a good idea. I'll start collecting some Amish people.

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Postby Taichi on Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:22 am

Amish are hard workers, and well-skilled in building old-world amenities......

however, I tend to not like them, as it is my belief that if they don't pay taxes, they don't deserve to travel on the roads that taxpayer dollars built........

also, their horses crap everywhere, and they are not responsible for cleaning up after them.....I don't want manure under my car......and I should not have to suffer because they made the CHOICE to stare at a horse's ass, while I decided it would be nicer to sit in an air conditioned cabin, and stare at my rockin' hood scoop.......
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Postby DaveL on Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:47 am

YArrrr...

Sorry matey, but that's hardly an excuse to dislike anyone. 'Treat people as you find them.'
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Postby black bart on Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:08 am

Daichi wrote:

however, I tend to not like them, as it is my belief that if they don't pay taxes, they don't deserve to travel on the roads that taxpayer dollars built........


Blimey...they don't have to pay taxes! How do I become an Amish Pirate? :D
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Postby Al Dante on Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:51 pm

Taichi wrote:it is my belief that if they don't pay taxes, they don't deserve...

That is, if you'll pardon the expression, horseshit. The Amish pay all taxes except Social Security tax, and they don't collect Social Security benefits -- except when they're working for non-Amish employers, in which case they DO pay the Social Security tax and STILL don't collect benefits -- and they use a bare minimum of other government services, costing far less than the taxes they DO pay.

Taichi, the combination of intolerance, stereotyping, and calculated-to-incite-envy misinformation in your post is unacceptable. Cut it out.

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Postby haxmasta on Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:51 am

Regardless, back to the subject at hand.

The Arrr 9000 doesn't sound real, if it is post a link for it, I wanna go to it.

If there isn't a ship for Pastafarians, then that just throws an anchor into my brig. I'm sure that if we could get one of those ship's owners to convert they'd be willing to 'donate' it to FSMism. :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Griffin on Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:41 pm

haxmasta wrote:The Arrr 9000 doesn't sound real, if it is post a link for it, I wanna go to it.


Ye be gettin yersel inter hot water ther mate. Not REAL? Ye shuld get yersel o'er to the Great Pirate Insult Challenge. Ye'll mek an excerlent challenger. Yaaaaaaaar!!
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Postby DaveL on Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:04 pm

YArrrrr...

Who be sayin' the Arggghhh 9000 ain't real? :cry: :cry:

It be a right ripper of a ship, built for it's speed. Oi suggests yer 'ave a look at me racin photos!!

Ere's the Argghhh 9000 doin a few laps of the stock car racin' circuit.

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Ere's me doin a 'broadside burnout' at the racetrack...damn fine ship!!

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YArrrrr...and that's that's just what it does on land. Wait till yer gets it out on the open ocean.

YArrrr...of course it's real...well at least until the Arrrghhh 9001 comes out!
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Trials

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:42 am

I hears Capn Cronan be doin the Sea Trials for the AAARRRGH 9001!
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:32 am

Strangely enough, there's bin no sight o' the Arrrrgh 9001 for the past two days...
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Postby DaveL on Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:07 pm

YArrrr...

P'rhaps we should jest move along to the Aaarghh 9002 trials then.
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