Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh, EdD was getting more and more frustrated. "Order Order, Black Bart will you stop interrupting this court whilst it is in session you are not on trial here, though I wish to God that you were"
Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh, EdD then referred to her notes "We now have a new counsel for the prosecution please step forward Auntie Dee Dee"
There were gasps from all sides of the court, surely this meant the end for Dave L as Auntie Dee Dee was a lady of honour, someone who could not be bought.
However, no one in court saw Dave L quickly slip a piece of paper into Auntie Dee Dee's hand who then winked at him as she approached the bench.
"Auntie Dee Dee" said Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh, EdD "I understand you wish to restate the case for the prosection"
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.