... I am prepared to do a deal if you can prevent the prosecutor, Baron Von Krakenstein, from entering late evidence that DaveL was caught pier-crawling in his ship, dresses in a pink frock, googling at the Ladies of the Night.
Oz-Nick scratched his head for five minutes whille Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh. EdD tapped her foot anxiously, revealing a fine pair of legs encased in fish net stockings. Eventually Oz-Nick stopped scratching his leg and asked " now why would I want to do that? Tis an onour fer pirates ter be pier-crawlin."
Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh. EdD blushed and looked coy. "I appeal to your respect for the Ladies" she said, giving Oz-Nick a nudge in the ribs and winking at him.
Oz-Nick having been a bit slow to catch on, realised he now had a useful stranglehold on the good Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh. EdD - "Trust me ma'am. We'll say no more on this matter. I will be objectin to any new evidence the prosecution tries to introduce. Yer Ladyshipness only need say Objection Sustained and there will be an end in the matter. Did Oi mention me ship is due to dock at Portsmouth Pier at 01:00 a.m. ternight?". Yer moight loike to inspect er barnacles."
"I see we undertsand one another " said Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh. EdD smoothing down her skirt and re-arranging her wig. "Let us return to court".
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.