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Postby Griffin on Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:47 pm

I have no opinion.

However, I do like graphs.

Perhaps if there were more graphs of pirates it would help stop global warming.
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Postby black bart on Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:22 am

This was genius though:

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Worthy of a poster.
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Postby Clifford on Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:08 pm

I've seen better
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Re: Graph

Postby anthrobabe on Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:24 pm

black bart wrote:This was genius though:

Image

Worthy of a poster.


this might possibly be Pulitzer material here-- note I say possibly
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:40 pm

lulz on the FSM's tears!
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:06 pm

You guys make FSM sad.
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Postby black bart on Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:30 am

He be cryin at the lack o pirates ye burk!
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Postby Clifford on Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:18 am

DOES he cry? All I know is he showers us with natural disasters
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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:58 pm

Clifford wrote:DOES he cry? All I know is he showers us with natural disasters


Arghhh... do not blaspheme, ye blaggard!!!
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:59 am

postin against global warmin

If oi wants warm, oi'll use me toastr uvvin!!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:07 am

ARRRGH: hit be snowin 'ere!

ARRRGH!
ARRRGH!
ARRRGH!
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toast

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:22 am

me toaster exploded!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:45 am

Aargh!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: global warming

Postby tanguerra on Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:48 am

Ezkerraldean wrote:as we know through indisputable evidence, pirates act to keep the world cooler, as when their numbers decrease, the earth becomes warmer. but how do they achieve this?


Arrrgh! On me recent long (and eventful) voyage I woz worryin me pretty head about this conundrum. I wonder could it be the flappin of the parrot's wings that does cool the air? Possibly also the breezes created by the flourishin of so many Jolly Rogers flying to flagrantly on so many mizzen masts would create a coolin effect?

But then, I thought, could the amount o methane emitted by piratical flatulence (not ter mention fish-head stew production) be contributin ter ye Greene House Effecte and would one tend ter cancel out the other if yez get me drift?
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby black bart on Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:52 am

The official answer from Bart Industries with regard to gaseous emissions from Fish Head Stew Production:

There is no danger to the environment as ALL Excess gas is burnt off, and this sign is posted around all our factories:

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