Ezkerraldean wrote:as we know through indisputable evidence, pirates act to keep the world cooler, as when their numbers decrease, the earth becomes warmer. but how do they achieve this?
Arrrgh! On me recent long (and eventful) voyage I woz worryin me pretty head about this conundrum. I wonder could it be the flappin of the parrot's wings that does cool the air? Possibly also the breezes created by the flourishin of so many Jolly Rogers flying to flagrantly on so many mizzen masts would create a coolin effect?
But then, I thought, could the amount o methane emitted by piratical flatulence (not ter mention fish-head stew production) be contributin ter ye Greene House Effecte and would one tend ter cancel out the other if yez get me drift?