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Postby Ezkerraldean on Tue May 30, 2006 11:25 am

as we know through indisputable evidence, pirates act to keep the world cooler, as when their numbers decrease, the earth becomes warmer. but how do they achieve this?
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Postby DaveL on Tue May 30, 2006 5:13 pm

YArrrrr..,

Yewl 'ave to read our prophet Bobby's book for that one. In the mean time, O'id test the theory for yerself in the Argghhhh thread.
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue May 30, 2006 8:03 pm

Arrr...

I remembers a great post that were made a while back. Someone had a graph showin' the FSM blowin' on the pirate ships sails to keep 'em movin' (an as a result, his breath cooled the oceans). Can anyone reference this?
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Postby black bart on Tue May 30, 2006 8:12 pm

That sounds like a strange genious what as been lost amongst the grog and wenchin...it weren't E raser was it!
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Postby The Black Spot on Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:32 am

Arr, found it!

On this thread, ye'll find the greatest chart o' all time. The final culmination o' human logical thought:

http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=599
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Postby black bart on Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:06 am

I haven't seen that before - tis a work of genius indeed (and this time I spelt genius roight). Why wasn't it in the book?

Of course latter day un-environmentally friendly Pirates would have used steam instead of sail so that would have increased the warming effect.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:27 am

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Postby Clifford on Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:37 am

It's the FSM that's dissapointed with the lack of Pirates and showers us with natural disasters and global warming as punishment. Thus, as the number of Pirates increase the FSM reduces global temperatures and the natural disasters which come with them.
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Postby black bart on Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:00 am

Arrrgh...he be showerin us wiv Pirate Guy at the moment!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:06 pm

Yarrr, an 'e be hendangerin' thee global henvironment wiv all thee hot air he be spewin habout.
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Postby anthrobabe on Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:21 pm

posting for pirates and fighting global warming all at once
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Postby pirateanarchist on Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:07 pm

The Black Spot wrote:Arr, found it!

On this thread, ye'll find the greatest chart o' all time. The final culmination o' human logical thought:

http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=599


Verily! one can also see that the FSM is saddened by the lack of Pyrates! y'see Pyrates use wind energy instead of deisel, so no carbon emissions. Also, pee cools down quicker than y'think. there was a study too that showed air conditioning also increases global warming, so not only were pyrates decreasing in number, the heat caused by the FSM not creating enough wind caused people to create air conditioning, thus exacerbating the problem!
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Postby tanguerra on Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:08 am

Yaar matey. Are ye familiar with the Sea Shepherd? Good Captain Watson does indeed fly the Jolly Roger and is the scurge of whalers everywhar
http://www.seashepherd.org/
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:43 pm

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:55 pm

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