Pirate Quiz Night

[Griffin]

Yer starter fer ten.

Oo sunk The Jolly Woger off Newfoundland in 1265?

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

O'id say it was Black Spot, judging from his soccer skills.

[Joy of Pasta]

Methoughts it was the Jolly Snogger that met Davey Jones and not the Jolly Wogger but I might be getting a tad confoozzled by me thoughts about the squidjiggers.

[The Black Spot]

Oo sunk The Jolly Woger off Newfoundland in 1265?

Arrr, 1265? A bit early fer galleons an such like. Must be summit else...

Anyways, here's a thing: type the words "1265" "Newfoundland" and "Griffin" into google, an see what be first on the list - it be summit about food poisonin'. Tis a sign I tell 'ee.

[Griffin]

Oo sunk The Jolly Woger off Newfoundland in 1265?

Arrr, 1265? A bit early fer galleons an such like. Must be summit else...

Anyways, here's a thing: type the words "1265" "Newfoundland" and "Griffin" into google, an see what be first on the list - it be summit about food poisonin'. Tis a sign I tell 'ee.

Even more significant is the sixth entry:

COARSE WOODY DEBRIS AS A FUNCTION OF AGE

Me ship be disintegrating around me.

Re. the first quiz question. You all be wrong. Nil point. The answer is of course Brian (descendent of Brian in The Life of Brian) who buried his wabbit, Woger, at sea after its tragic death following an exceptionally happy life.

Shall we try an easier one?

What was the motto the Freedonians used to keep their crew up to scratch?

[Swatopluk]

"Hail, hail, Freedonia, land of the brave and free"
or
"We put his back against the wall and pop goes the weasel"?

[The Black Spot]

"We will fight for this woman's honour, which is more than she ever did."

[Swatopluk]

Ambassador Trentino: I am willing to do anything to prevent this war.
Rufus T. Firefly: It's too late. I've already paid a month's rent on the battlefield.

[Griffin]

3 points to Swato and 1 to The Black Spot.

Unfortunately no one got the other two alternative answers.

"There may only be Free of us but we are the best donians ever".

"Free Donia"

Swat to take over as QuizChairPerson as he has the most points.

[Swatopluk]

What pirate in urgent need of Ritalin could be expected to show up in Alaska?

[The Black Spot]

Well Saint Lawrence Island is off the coast of Alaska, and there's a musician called Prince who definately needs to calm down a bit. So I go for Lawrence Prince.

[Swatopluk]

Wouldn't know of him as a pirate (though his music would be pirated).

[black bart]

Give us a nother clue ye Baggard!

[Swatopluk]

Silence, ye rob in the hood!
(actually that are two clues)

[PantyGnawer]

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum