I be lookin' go make me purchase of an FSM Skeleton Fish Pirate Flag!
About 2 foot by 3 foot so I can run it up the flagpole!
Or slightly smaller to put on me land-based pirate ship (suv).
Can any of ye help out a bretheren pirate in need?
You really think we want people thinking of us whenever they encounter you?
Rude and aggressive finds few worthwhile friends...
I suggest sharing a tasty and nutritious meal with family and/or friends, while discussing the joys of friendship, helpfulnes, courtesy, understanding what you read, and possibly even how friendly and respectful people are to those who are themselves friendly and respectful.
After meditating on this for a while (maybe over a tasty and nutritious meal), you might consider posting again...
We'd quite likely love and enjoy the real you, the image you're currently projecting, we usually shit-can quite smartly.
Laughing in the rain.
Dancing in the desert sand,
Somersaults through life.