The Piro-vision Song Contest

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Postby black bart on Mon May 22, 2006 12:46 pm

Walktheplank wrote:

The Finnish group who won it this year were a 3rd rate Kiss who were doing better costumes and music before they were born


Kiss were a bunch of women - they never even had fireworks burstin out of their guitars! Lordi are the best Heavy metal group ever...

...ever to come out of Finland! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby DaveL on Mon May 22, 2006 5:59 pm

walktheplank wrote:is there nowt for a Pirate to do in Oz but watch the Euro Song Contest no one in Blighty has watched it for 40 years.


YArrrr... It's so bad it's become a cult here. We get it delayed here on Sunday night.

Wait until we get Piratica into the Eurovision Final. Do yers think all those Balkan Countries will vote fer us after our soccer team wreaks havoc at the World Cup?
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Postby walktheplank on Tue May 23, 2006 6:02 am

yarr can you imagine The Black Spot on lead vocals, you would be so scared you would have to vote fer us.
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Postby black bart on Tue May 23, 2006 9:13 am

Dave L wrote optimistically

Do yers think all those Balkan Countries will vote fer us after our soccer team wreaks havoc at the World Cup?


Never mind the Balkans ...sounds like a new Sitcom!
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Postby DaveL on Tue May 23, 2006 5:50 pm

YArrrrr...

Oi's hear that Mr Lordi from Finland doesn't want any copy cat acts next year.

However Oi wuz mightlily impressed with that stupid looking puppet/robot that Latvia worked into their act. Oi's suggest, if we be singin' acapella we get that robot.

A bit for interprative dance would also go down quite well. Oi's suggest we also have a few cannons with live ammunition and get our piratey dancers do a reenactment of the Battle of Trafalgar.

YArrrrrrrr....
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:28 am

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