FSM Discussion

by **DaveL** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:02 am

YArrrr...

O'ive been havin a girly hissy fit for two days since we lost. O'is bin thinkin about goin into showbiz. Those soccer players are damn fine actors.

by **black bart** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:37 am

E Razer wrote:

B) if is ti not true, they cut to you the tongue

What in the name of Davy Jones did the Horse do then???!!!!!

by **Sir Francis Drake** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:39 am

Get cookie to start up a mess o' spaghetti, that'll soften up the Italians. (Don't tell 'em we're serving it with generous meatballs made from Depardieu's nose.)

by **black bart** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:44 am

Good onya Cobba...I'll be up at Sparrow fart and avin a chin wag with me chums on Ramsey Street.

by **E.Raser** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:28 pm

Sir Francis Drake wrote:Get cookie to start up a mess o' spaghetti, that'll soften up the Italians. (Don't tell 'em we're serving it with generous meatballs made from Depardieu's nose.)

FIFA ?
Where is the cup ?

by **E.Raser** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:34 pm

black bart wrote:
What in the name of Davy Jones did the Horse do then???!!!!!

5 kg gold x 20 $/gr = 100.000 $

Sir Francis Drake can go to sell his buttocks to have the money to pay us, if the true cup we cannot find it .

by **E.Raser** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:49 pm

[quote="E.Raser"][/quote]

The insurance policy of the cup is for 350.000 $
THe "valore venale" of the cup is 5.000 gr x 20$/gr = 100.000 $
Il valore affettivo Ã¨ stato consacrato dalle mani di Napolitano.
Hai presente RE MIDA ?
All what He touch is gold.
Hai presente VIttorio Emanuele di Savoia ?
Noi siamo azzurri grazie ai Savoia.
Tutto quello che Vittorio Emanuele di Savoia tocca diventa NULLA ( XIII disposizione transitorria Costituzione)
Il primo AZZURRO per eccellenza puÃ² aver toccato la coppa anche stando ai Parioli a Roma.
350.000 - 100.000 ( buttocks of Sir Francis Drake ) = 250.000 $
FIFA ?
FIFA ?
FIFA ?
FIFA ?
E' la piÃ¹ grossa goliardata del mondo moderno . :mrgreen:

by **Sir Francis Drake** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:33 pm

E.Raser wrote:
Sir Francis Drake can go to sell his buttocks to have the money to pay us, if the true cup we cannot find it .

One pair of buttocks for sale! Slightly used but still comfy! (Some dimpling may occur during shipping.)

by **E.Raser** on Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:01 am

Sir Francis Drake wrote:
One pair of buttocks for sale! Slightly used but still comfy! (Some dimpling may occur during shipping.)

This ad in all newspaper worldwide.
Sell an old cup, used, 5 kg, under Amnesty International.
dov'Ã¨ la vittoria
le porga la chioma
che schiava di Roma
FSM la creÃ²

by **DaveL** on Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:12 am

YArrrr...

So that be it then we lost :cry:

Back to the domestic leagues lads. It be all over :cry:

Oi suppose we could always have the P-League and try and get into the UEFA Champions League etc.

We could have league sides with piratey names like:

Booty United
Port Royal Peg Legs
Aargh-thletico Portsmouth
The Dribblin Parrot Inn

Arrr...but Oi be too deflated. Even though we are in (illegal) possession of the Cup.

by **black bart** on Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:17 am

YYYAAARRRR we'll forget all about The World Cup soon enough when we play our next friendly to warm up for the Champions League.

by **DaveL** on Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:22 am

YArrrr...

Oi suppose if me boy band thing with Spot goes belly up. O'is can always come back to playing in the P-League.

by **walktheplank** on Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:41 am

I be hearing that if Juventus get booted out of the Champions League, Piratica will be asked to take their place. The 1st Qualifying rounds for the CL start about now, we'll up against teams from the Faroe Islands, Moldovia, Luxembourg and erm Wales. I see a new thread coming up.

It was on July 13 last year that Liverpool played TNS (Wales) in the 1st Qualifying Round.

by **black bart** on Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:16 am

YYYAAAARRRR...I started out at TNS (Total Network Solutions!) meself. Twere a Sunday league side in my day and the games were often mistaken for re-enactments by The Sealed Knott! Luckily for Liverpool I'd left by the time they played TNS in the Champions League.

by **Sir Francis Drake** on Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:40 pm

E.Raser wrote:
Sir Francis Drake wrote:
One pair of buttocks for sale! Slightly used but still comfy! (Some dimpling may occur during shipping.)

This ad in all newspaper worldwide.
Sell an old cup, used, 5 kg, under Amnesty International.
dov'Ã¨ la vittoria
le porga la chioma
che schiava di Roma
FSM la creÃ²

Oh okay, E. I'll give you back the cup and tell you what: I'll throw in my buttocks as well. I have no use for them now that we've thoroughly been kicked. :cry:

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