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Postby gaschambergerhart on Mon May 08, 2006 11:54 pm

If you need to equip yourself for pillaging on the high seas......

Pirate Cutlass

Pirates Companion Sword

Skull and Crossbones Leather Hat

Buccaneer Coat

Female Pirate Shirt

If only it wasn't so expensive, we may have to simply plunder their warehouse. :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Duke on Tue May 09, 2006 2:40 am

Plunderin' it is, mate......... :roll:


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Postby Taichi on Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:24 am

A good pirate need a good rum bottle.....

and only the best will do!

Onion Bottle!
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Medicinal

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:55 am

YYYYAAARRRR...I'll take a Dozen...purely for medicinal purposes!
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Postby The Black Spot on Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:13 am

I's dunno about bottles. Sometimes it's easier t' dunk yer head straight in the keg.
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Postby black bart on Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:03 am

Here's someone who knows all about bottle:

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Postby Taichi on Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:05 am

Well, the "onion bottle" is the type of Bottle ol' Cap'n Jack drank from when he was marooned in "Curse of the Black Pearl"......

I just figured people might wanna know where they can get one!

especially since authentic, period pieces run in the $700 range.......
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Postby DaveL on Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:13 am

YArrrr...

Me mum told me Sesame Street wuz a bad influence when Oi wuz a young blaggard. Now O'is know who to blame for me little problem.

Is that R Lager he be drinkin?
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R Lager

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:03 am

Aye...R Lager...the ruin o many a poor boy!

Now I wonder who sold the poor little Froggy that?!!! :D
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:56 pm

Taichi wrote:A good pirate need a good rum bottle.....

and only the best will do!

Onion Bottle!


So the Beatles were actually telling us that their songs were fueled by rum and about piratin'? Far out, man.....

But Oi'm an Alberta Prarie Pirate at th' moment, so's I'll stick with a Klein bottle.
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Postby black bart on Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:42 am

YYYAAARRR...I took his advice and got meself some nice new threads and a parrot! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Griffin on Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:57 pm

Blimey!! What kind of shop has Black Bart bin to now? is at looks roight weird and as fer is face - be e gon an muddled tanning wiv tannin?

Oi av ter say, it is gettin too scary ter logon as yer ne'er know wot that Black Bart is gonna look loikes next.

Be ther a law abourt it? Wuld that Scurvy Court elp out - must be summat on them statue books abourt false identity.
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Postby black bart on Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:00 pm

Awe come on me hearty...don't be startin the terrible wheels o justice on me all oer again! :?
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Postby Duke on Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:15 pm

Oi'm thinkin' of creatin' me a Ninja-Pirate store, a one stop shop for us of multiple tactics.


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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:11 pm

you could just go to any good costume store. should have plenty of high-end ninja and pirate apparell along with other random accesories.
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