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Postby balladofjayne on Tue May 02, 2006 10:06 pm

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I have no idea where I got this, but I found it deep in my photobucket.

Pastafarians get all the wenches.
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Postby beagle on Wed May 03, 2006 4:49 am

Does this mean we get our own rest room?
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Postby DaveL on Wed May 03, 2006 4:49 am

YArrrrrr...

Is that a penguin on his shoulder? It could be a toilet sign from the Ant-arrrrr-ctic 'Shiver-Me-Pegleg' expedition base.

Alternatively, it could be a sign Madame Fifi's House of Love. Oi hear she was an avid penguin enthusiast.

YArrr.....
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:29 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Postby black bart on Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:39 am

Blllaaaaargh...I never got ta see the photo!

Was it anything loik this hansome homely wench wot I visits from toim to toim in the Cornish Village of Trelownytiddyogggville:

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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:35 pm

Mum?

Bart ye blaggart oil split ye from stern to shaft.
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mummy

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:52 pm

Son?
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:07 pm

PirateGuy wrote:Mum?Image



I knew it! Ye be the son o' a tea drinker!
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Postby black bart on Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:13 pm

Arrrr...I remembers her vividly...loik a fat Delia Smith but from Cornwall not Norwich...wait a minute...

That Cornish accent be the same as a Norwich accent...she were Delia Smith!

No wonder I be so good at cookin!
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Re: mummy

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:32 pm

black bart wrote:Son?


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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:16 pm

Don' be hexpecktin no simpathee here, PirateGuy.

Ye brot this orful knolledge hupon yerself.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:29 pm

In Hoindsight oi was happier whun I thought oi was just a bastard child.


Bart, you realize oil be expectun an allowance now. Three cronans and a codlery of FHS a week should do. Maybe throw in some of them crabs.

Oil also be expectin ta inherit yer ship should ye have an untimely accident.
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Thrash

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:07 am

I also gets ta give yer a good thrashin when I gets home in a drunken rage from the Inn!

...and don't be hexpectin any elp wiv yer Homework!
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Re: Thrash

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:59 pm

black bart wrote:I also gets ta give yer a good thrashin when I gets home in a drunken rage from the Inn!


Don' fergit ter dance about on 'is grave singin' Hallelujah.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:26 pm

Drunken rages are the #1 time for untimely accidents.

"Oi didn't realize that Oi had left me skates on them stars paw".



How long is yer ship by the way?
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