Official: the dangers of Fish Head stew!

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Official: the dangers of Fish Head stew!

Postby The Black Spot on Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:40 am

In this terrifyin' report,
http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/item.php?news=911
it be shown that men can have terrible visions after eatin' fish.

In a particularly tellin' passage the report sez:

article wrote:Ichthyoallyeinotoxism, or hallucinogenic fish poisoning, is caused by eating the heads or body parts of certain species of herbivorous fish


This be explainin' many things about Black Bart I tells 'ee.
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Algal

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:50 am

Also in the disturbing article:

All of the species effected by ichthyoallyeinotoxism are algal grazers.


Yep that be describing my crew alright! :D
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Postby The Black Spot on Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:11 am

Aye, this malady seems t' affect fish head eaters, an has summit t' do wi' scum suckers.

That be your ship knackered then.
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Postby DaveL on Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:51 pm

YArrrrrr...

As an old salty dog once said to me about fish head stew. 'If the fish looks lurid, bright and yellow, like somethin' dressed from the 1970's - don't eat it.'

O'ive since been using dull coloured fish such as: The Cure Fish, The Joy Division Fish or The Morrisey Fish. Those fish are cryin' out to be eaten.

YArrrrrr...
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Postby black bart on Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:33 pm

HAAAAARRRRRRRR....you have a woman's Fish, I'll wager that Fish never ate it's way through the side of a Killer Wale just to get it's lunch! :fsm_yarr:
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Re: Black Adder

Postby The Black Spot on Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:52 pm

black bart wrote:HAAAAARRRRRRRR....you have a woman's Fish, I'll wager that Fish never ate it's way through the side of a Killer Wale just to get it's lunch!


Bejayzas! quotin from the article:

The second man, a 90-year old, suffered from auditory hallucinations a couple of hours after eating the same species of fish, followed by a series of nightmares over the next two nights.


Arrr.. they be talkin' about ye there?
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Postby black bart on Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:11 am

I am lookin good for my age though! :D
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Re: Black Adder

Postby DaveL on Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:51 pm

black bart wrote:HAAAAARRRRRRRR....you have a woman's Fish, I'll wager that Fish never ate it's way through the side of a Killer Wale just to get it's lunch! :fsm_yarr:


YArrrrrr...

Woman's fish? Oh, Oi think yer mean 'The Siouxsie and The Banshees Fish' there matey.

Maybe if the Killer Whale was depressed as my gothic suicidal, fish he could have used being eaten from inside as an 'exit' strategy.

BTW are ye sure the 90 year old man didn't just forget to take his dementia happy pills?
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Postby black bart on Wed May 03, 2006 10:00 am

I was referring to an episode of Black Adder involving the amazing Tom Baker and a Sailor with lots of beard and no legs...if you haven't seen it I recommend it. Black Adder II...AAARRRRR ye have a woman's legs!
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Stew

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:50 pm

Another good thread dredged up from the depths. Here the pirates are indulging in an in-depth scientific discussion about the effects of Fish Head Stew. Worthy of the pages of 'The Scientist' or 'Biological Warfare Weekly'.
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Postby walktheplank on Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:21 pm

On me ship I am concerned that Fish Stew is leading to dysfunctional behaviour amongst children. When I had me cabin boy in me quarters he started screaming when I outlined me intentions towards him. I fear The Fish Head Stew must contain some strange chemical that causes them to become aggressive for no obvious reason.
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Postby ChowMein on Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:50 pm

Eyes node all de long fish 'eads twernt riteful ammee nitshun !!

Inna still refozze ta usit .


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Postby black bart on Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:25 pm

YYYAAARRRR...Here be a new batch fresh out o the Galley. I likes a noice juicy eyeball ta chew on:

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Postby DaveL on Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:30 pm

Bart,

That looks delicious. Does it come with a coke and fries meal deal?
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Boils

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:42 am

Nay lad...it comes with an outbreak o boils n scurvy!
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