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Postby Duke on Sat May 06, 2006 4:29 am

Star Wars!

There was a pirate in Star Wars. Han, and maybe Lando. I do know, however, that Lando said Han was a pirate. And that he is. :)


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Postby E.Raser on Sat May 06, 2006 11:53 am

Duke wrote:Star Wars!

There was a pirate in Star Wars. Han, and maybe Lando. I do know, however, that Lando said Han was a pirate. And that he is. :)


Duke


40° anniversario mia prima Festa della Matricola.
Giunto in Bologna al tramonto, incontro le prime feluche, dopo la mia, intorno a P.zza S.Isaia.
Si abbrcciano e si baciano: ma senza Luxuria
In P.zza San Francesco c'è una gigantesca carrozza che fuma e suona, ma io non ci sto a farmi confinare da Cofferati.
Bologna , di notte, ieri era spaccata in quattro:
1) la meglio gioventù in P.zza San Francesco
2) le più belle gnocche al Caffè Zanarini, in Via Farini
3) manifestazione comunista superaffollata nella piazzetta avanti l'ex Bar Goliardo, in Via Zamboni
4) E.Raser che gira, in sella ad un irrefrenabile destriero, con il mantello in moto ed il fischietto anomimo per licenza acustica, puerile, molto puerile.Via Saragozza è quella strada schifosa che da Collegio di Spagna porta ad ingegneria, poi c'è Via Senza Nome, che fa angolo con Vicolo della Neve, che fa angolo con Via del Fossato.
In fondo a Via Senza Nome ( Via che uno indica non è la Via, nome che uno pronuncia non è il Nome ) c'è la ex Chiesa di Santa Maria della Neve, ieri piena di persone che indicavano le strade ad un povero goliardo, momentaneamente accecato da una folgorante passante.
In Strada Maggiore due giganteschi Terranova neri, l'uno, mansueto, l'altro defecava orribilmente sulla pubblica via, poichè Cofferati tarda con il programma di ricerca e catalogazione del DNA globale dei cani.
Bacco: un solo bicchiere
Tabacco : due pacchetti di Pal Mall azzurri
Frutta esotica: un chiosco notturno aperto solo a Castel Bolognese, poichè Bologna ormai è vuota anche lì.
Un solo rimpianto : mi telefona alle 21,26 P.C., goliardo, ingegnere, imprenditore, Consigliere Comunale di Alleanza Nazionale .
-cosa fai , vecchia baldracca?
-sono a Bologna
-anch'io
-c'è la Festa della Matricola
- ma porca miseria,sono sull'autostrada a Castel S. Pietro, potevo telefonarti 10 minuti fa ?
Perchè, come scrisse Valeria Sipetan su una foto, : pastreaza copia si nu iutà originallul
:fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Duke on Mon May 08, 2006 3:12 am

E.Raser wrote:
Duke wrote:Star Wars!

There was a pirate in Star Wars. Han, and maybe Lando. I do know, however, that Lando said Han was a pirate. And that he is. :)


Duke


40° anniversario mia prima Festa della Matricola.
Giunto in Bologna al tramonto, incontro le prime feluche, dopo la mia, intorno a P.zza S.Isaia.
Si abbrcciano e si baciano: ma senza Luxuria
In P.zza San Francesco c'è una gigantesca carrozza che fuma e suona, ma io non ci sto a farmi confinare da Cofferati.
Bologna , di notte, ieri era spaccata in quattro:
1) la meglio gioventù in P.zza San Francesco
2) le più belle gnocche al Caffè Zanarini, in Via Farini
3) manifestazione comunista superaffollata nella piazzetta avanti l'ex Bar Goliardo, in Via Zamboni
4) E.Raser che gira, in sella ad un irrefrenabile destriero, con il mantello in moto ed il fischietto anomimo per licenza acustica, puerile, molto puerile.Via Saragozza è quella strada schifosa che da Collegio di Spagna porta ad ingegneria, poi c'è Via Senza Nome, che fa angolo con Vicolo della Neve, che fa angolo con Via del Fossato.
In fondo a Via Senza Nome ( Via che uno indica non è la Via, nome che uno pronuncia non è il Nome ) c'è la ex Chiesa di Santa Maria della Neve, ieri piena di persone che indicavano le strade ad un povero goliardo, momentaneamente accecato da una folgorante passante.
In Strada Maggiore due giganteschi Terranova neri, l'uno, mansueto, l'altro defecava orribilmente sulla pubblica via, poichè Cofferati tarda con il programma di ricerca e catalogazione del DNA globale dei cani.
Bacco: un solo bicchiere
Tabacco : due pacchetti di Pal Mall azzurri
Frutta esotica: un chiosco notturno aperto solo a Castel Bolognese, poichè Bologna ormai è vuota anche lì.
Un solo rimpianto : mi telefona alle 21,26 P.C., goliardo, ingegnere, imprenditore, Consigliere Comunale di Alleanza Nazionale .
-cosa fai , vecchia baldracca?
-sono a Bologna
-anch'io
-c'è la Festa della Matricola
- ma porca miseria,sono sull'autostrada a Castel S. Pietro, potevo telefonarti 10 minuti fa ?
Perchè, come scrisse Valeria Sipetan su una foto, : pastreaza copia si nu iutà originallul
:fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr:



Look! Space Pirates!

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:) :) :D

:fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: :fsm:


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby E.Raser on Mon May 08, 2006 5:19 am

Duke wrote:

Look! Space Pirates!



I am that one thing red circulare in the center :mrgreen:
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Postby Duke on Mon May 08, 2006 2:17 pm

Kinda reminds me of HAL:

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Who, although he was in space, was not a pirate. Perhaps this is a Pirate HAL?


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby black bart on Tue May 09, 2006 8:07 am

Duke wrote:

Look! Space Pirates!


'Spaced Out' Pirates more like! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby E.Raser on Tue May 09, 2006 10:50 am

[quote="Duke" Perhaps this is a Pirate HAL?


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HAL was a pirate too.
When he took possession of the ship closing out DAvid and Frank, it had an "interversio possessionis" , changing it status from holder ( detentore ) to owner (possessore ).
But I am not an Heuristicallly programmed ALgoritmic computer, HAL 9000 :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish:
I am an Horn programmed ALl computer, HAL 1981 :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Anfùd this his the chief function in this Star War topic among pirates.
To show that a man, white /caucasian race,medium intelligence and knowledges, it is able to create the world again, CIL Creazione IsoLabile.
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue May 09, 2006 12:13 pm

Sounds like HAL's thrown a wobbly again.
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Artificial Inteligence

Postby black bart on Wed May 10, 2006 8:02 am

I think therefore I am...
I think therefore I am...
I think therefore I am...
I think therefore I am...
@@@@@$$$$£££££???????????
:roll: :shellfish: :fsm_ninja: :worship: :fsm_rock: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :D this does not compute...
I think therefore I am...

somebody find the Off switch!
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Postby Duke on Wed May 10, 2006 2:11 pm

But do computers, space pirate computers, namely, think? Are they?


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Re: Artificial Inteligence

Postby E.Raser on Thu May 11, 2006 5:30 am

black bart wrote:I think therefore I am...
I think therefore I am...
I think therefore I am...
I think therefore I am...
@@@@@$$$$£££££???????????
:roll: :shellfish: :fsm_ninja: :worship: :fsm_rock: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :D this does not compute...
I think therefore I am...

somebody find the Off switch!


it is died Alexander Zinoviev, author of CIME ABISSALI.
he could computer those strange paintings.
Hurrah hurrah for Putin who will spend more rubles for star war again :mrgreen:
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Arnie.

Postby black bart on Tue May 16, 2006 9:47 am

We'll have to send Arnie over there to sort Putin out - in a purely political sense of course.
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Postby Duke on Tue May 16, 2006 2:05 pm

Here's something funny about Star Wars:

Star Wars Gangsta Rap


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby kat on Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:21 am

I'm not a space pirate, but I play one in Star Wars Galaxies.

I can assure you, Han is a total wuss. Jabba is the sweetest cupcake in the outer rim, none of his OTHER people drop their cargo or get boarded.

WHO WILL PROTECT MRS. GREEDO, you selfish nit!!!!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:28 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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