The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Postby Duke on Fri May 12, 2006 2:14 pm

Garr, yer jes' a scum-eating, sun-basted, mug-faced weevil!


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Lobster

Postby black bart on Mon May 15, 2006 7:52 am

YYYAAARRR yer ship be as Leaky as a Lobster Pot!
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Postby walktheplank on Mon May 15, 2006 8:15 am

ye are as ugly as a monkey chewing a wasp
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Barrel

Postby black bart on Mon May 15, 2006 9:09 am

YYYAAARRR ye make as much sense as a barrel o baboons!
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Postby Pachyderm on Mon May 15, 2006 12:51 pm

Ye be a pale, panty-waisted scrapin' off ov a tanner's barrel. Oi've found more interestin' fings in me dunny arter fish-'ead stoo.
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue May 16, 2006 9:01 am

Ow dares ye! Yer look like the bits a cannibal would leave on the side o' his plate!
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Halibut

Postby black bart on Tue May 16, 2006 9:39 am

BBAARRR... Ye Half witted Halibut!
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue May 16, 2006 11:13 am

YAAARRRRR ye rudder faced mollusc.
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Press

Postby black bart on Tue May 16, 2006 12:15 pm

YYYAARRR Ye Cod livered Press ganger!
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Postby walktheplank on Wed May 17, 2006 5:20 am

ye are a trout faced curly haired wombat
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Size is everything

Postby black bart on Wed May 17, 2006 8:24 am

Bah, yer cannon balls are no bigger than marbles and yer cutlass is like a tooth pick!
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Chef

Postby black bart on Wed May 17, 2006 9:20 am

YYYAARRR ye're the worst Chef in the whole o the Spanish main!
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Insult o matic

Postby black bart on Wed May 17, 2006 9:22 am

I already know that darn it and I be proud o it ( everyone else has insulted my culinary abilities so I decided to join in!) :fsm_yarr:
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Postby The Black Spot on Wed May 17, 2006 9:30 am

Yer also a pus filled octopus.
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Pus

Postby black bart on Thu May 18, 2006 6:13 am

DDDAAARRRG... yer nothin but a pus filled platypus!
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