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Fishy

Postby black bart » Wed May 03, 2006 9:37 am

YYYAARRR ye're like Fish Head Stew without the Fish Heads! :D
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Postby The Black Spot » Thu May 04, 2006 8:51 am

Yarrrrr, ye slack faced shovel o' fishguts.

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Heads

Postby black bart » Fri May 05, 2006 8:08 am

YYYAARRRR ye be like Fish head Stew 'WITH' extra Fish Heads in it! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby The Black Spot » Fri May 05, 2006 8:47 am

Quiet! Ye scab faced parrot strangler!

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two legs

Postby black bart » Mon May 08, 2006 5:46 pm

Avast ye two legged bilge rat fancier!
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Postby The Black Spot » Tue May 09, 2006 12:54 pm

Arrr, ye grog slurping, bandy legged excuse fer a chump bucket!

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Postby Duke » Tue May 09, 2006 4:21 pm

Eh? Well you're just a sea-beaten, blood droolin', head louse!


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Dipstick

Postby black bart » Wed May 10, 2006 7:58 am

YYYAAARR, ye be two fathoms short of a dipstick!
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Postby ernst rohm » Thu May 11, 2006 1:40 am

ye all be a few knots short of a gale, a might tattered in the rigging and listing a bit to port, if ye follow me course o' navigation.

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Dumb Parrot

Postby black bart » Thu May 11, 2006 11:59 am

Ye be as useful as a dumb parrot in a Sea Shanty competition!
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Postby Duke » Thu May 11, 2006 1:55 pm

Yer as pretty as a beached shark with 'es 'ead chopped off!


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Postby PirateKingOfTheGoldCoast » Thu May 11, 2006 3:23 pm

Ladlubber!
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Thu May 11, 2006 3:28 pm

PirateKingOfTheGoldCoast wrote:Ladlubber!


Aye, there's a few o' those about, but only at sea.

Squleching stain on a barnacle's bunghole, that's what ye are!

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Postby PirateKingOfTheGoldCoast » Thu May 11, 2006 8:09 pm

Dr. Otis Lansa wrote:
PirateKingOfTheGoldCoast wrote:Ladlubber!


Aye, there's a few o' those about, but only at sea.

Squleching stain on a barnacle's bunghole, that's what ye are!


'at was s'posed ta be landlubber
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coconuts

Postby black bart » Fri May 12, 2006 9:09 am

YYYAARRR ye be a newby in these harsh waters so I'll be lenient on ye...ye pile of half rotten coconut scrapins!
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