After what you left in that sammich in Thee Benbow's All You Can Eat Without Dying buffet, ye had to sign thee Sammich Offender's Register for ten yeaaaaarrrrrrs.
(T'wouldn't o been so bad, had ye not tried to use yer 'Jedi mind tricks' on thee constabulary: "These are not the knorks you are looking for...")
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.