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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:58 pm
Arrrrggghh Roy... Oi feels hobliged ta tell ye summat none other will of a 'lost in translation' mistake thee has made... Eau de Toilet tis NOT thee same as Eau de Toilette!
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:26 pm
Thank you for that, Ravi. It's nice that some of our former colonial-types have mastered a foreign language (oh - wait - this isn't the passive-aggressive game, is it?).
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by ChowMein on Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:02 am
YARRRGH!
Ye has seaweed growin' from yer tow nails !
Ye has seaweed growin' from yer tow nails !
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:09 am
Yer toenails left ye for another man!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by DavidH on Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:16 am
Arr, ye plays yer bass with yer toenails. 
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roland Deschain on Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:18 pm
Ye be playin' yer toenails wiv ye bass!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Auntie Blackbeard on Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:50 am
Yarrrrgh ! Ye slapped yer halibut till it went blind !
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Roy Hunter on Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:26 am
The rowlocks have fallen of your dinghy, Auntie.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:30 am
Arrrrggghhh ye 'as a face not evan a bloind dog culd love.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:52 pm
Arrrrrrrrrrrr...ye has a woman's face, I'll wager that face has n'er been used as a battering ram to smash down thee doors of thee hadmiral Benbow before openin hours.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:19 pm
Arrrrr ye 'as a face wot matches the sine some wag 'as stuk ta ye back... "Open all howers".
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:05 am
Arr, I'm not avin that...open ALL hours...onlee when I've got thee horn after lookin at a piktur of your mum thee Mermaid of Denmark arbour.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by Ravi Oli on Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:09 pm
Arrrrrr me ole mum, bless 'er memry. 'Tis said she 'ad a face wot sunk a thousand shyppes... an' she ranked yours 999 in 'er ledger.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by black bart on Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:59 am
Arrrgh...be that that last weeks catch o thee day I can smell...no...tis your aftaarrghshave!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
by pieces o'nine on Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:40 pm
* views apathetic, non-posting, slothful pirates with a sneer of disgust *
* swings a mean cat *
* THIS cat! *
WAYKE HUP, ye snivvelin bags o'pastie-faced weevils!
'Ave ye all got thee scourge ov knorkolepsy or arrrgh ye jest dreamin hup yer feeble hack septence speache fer a Jim lad?
* swings a mean cat *
* THIS cat! *
WAYKE HUP, ye snivvelin bags o'pastie-faced weevils!
'Ave ye all got thee scourge ov knorkolepsy or arrrgh ye jest dreamin hup yer feeble hack septence speache fer a Jim lad?
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