Madame Fifi be well aware o' yer inequities an' passions, young Bart, but yer hinsistence upon thee use o' an 'essian sack, a beetroot, an' a fish 'ook be takin' it too far!
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed