The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:17 am

Ye be wearin a Bilge Rat on yer head!
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:18 pm

^ Ye 'ave a tung 'twould get 'round any arrrrrrs.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:44 am

Ye looks very at ome on thee poop deck!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:07 pm

Yarr , Ye be so foul thet yer oan fleas abandon shup!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:24 pm

Arrrrrr Bonney, 'twas bart ferst told ov thee own purrsunal hoigene.... 'ow even thee cold Noarth Wind blows 'round thy reeking collown.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:02 pm

ARGH ! Wy ye mizbull heep ove fesstrun soors!
Ye a blite upon playge rats!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:42 pm

Yarrrgh, them be strong werdes frum a loifetoime subscruber t'Playge Rats Henthooziest.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:20 am

Arrrrrr pon.... Cawl yerself a poiryte when ye bawt yer shyppe as IKEA flatpack an' kneaded 'elp wiv th' assemberly.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:21 pm

Oi be roight sorry t'hear that yer crewe mayde ye hassembull yer shippe yerself. Praps if ye shewed sum angkill, they'd be moor 'elpful t'ye, too.

Hunless ye 'as angkills loike Auntie Blackbeard, an then oi sees yer problem.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:02 am

Arrrrrr Oi heared poor Auntie Beebee 'ad a nastie, froightenin' hexperyence wen shoppin' fer a new pyrate outfit recentlie... thee lokal zookeeper spoiyd 'er hankles b'low thee change rume curtin an' thawt 'e ad' fownd thee hescaped helephant 'e waz seerchin' for!!

As fer thee... yer bakin' skills art so well knowed Oi've never met pyrate noar buckinear wot dint say yer fairy cakes made thee best cannon balls!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:48 am

Avast...ye be four canon balls short of a brass monkey!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:53 pm

^ Four?! 'Lucky 'tis nort a brass goriller!

Arrrrrrr bart... thee last toime Oi saw legs such as yers they wert spinning a web.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:02 pm

^ We meet again, Mr Oli, although this toime ye fell into me web quoite easily. Well, considerin' 'ow drunk ye are all thee toime, it be nuthin' surproisin'!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:28 pm

Oi feels compell'd ta retern thee favour gunslinger...
'Tis oft sed amongst thee Admiral Benbow wenches that thee shoot quicker than thee draws thy gun.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:42 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:Oi feels compell'd ta retern thee favour gunslinger...
'Tis oft sed amongst thee Admiral Benbow wenches that thee shoot quicker than thee draws thy gun.

:lol: This.

It just goes ter show what 'appens when ye knows 'ow ter pleasure a wench properlee, unlike some...
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