The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:33 am

Yarrrrrgggh, there bain't enuff ov ye t'mayke a desint meale fer a skwirrel.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Pirate Cho on Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:57 am

Argh ye scurvy sea dog, ye not fit t' walk the plank
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:17 pm

Yarrrgh, yer a weevil-hinfested bagge ov bones!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:43 am

Yarr by thee worm infestashun o me pegleg, ye be nowt but a crushed barnacle in thee process o makin purple dye fer me trousers.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:00 pm

Thou art a paunchy fat-kidneyed codpiece.

This may help in the future :haha:
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby DavidH on Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:33 am

Ye sneak onto thee maintop through thee lubber's hole cause yer too scared to go up thee futtock shrouds loike a seaman.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:43 am

Yarrgh yer all futtock an no cockswain
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:09 am

ye sooo notty an now nobuddy wanna b yer fren
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby DavidH on Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:44 am

Ye wouldn't make a wad for a four-pounder, not if ye wuz all scrunched up.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:56 am

ye haffa leeky dyapur an now ye all tinky an stuff
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:47 am

Ye be nothin but a broken spine orf a Sea Urchin wots got stuck in me toe
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:54 am

Yarrrr. Not even a sea urchin spiyne wud be caught dead in yer toe.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:00 am

ye bonkd ye hed an din ye kri an kri an kri lik a wee baby
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:12 am

I wouldn't lick yer lollypop if I'd been marooned on Canvey Island for four years!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:55 am

ye got a laydeez byke wiff pink ribbins an a baskit onner frunt.
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