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Postby The Black Spot on Thu May 18, 2006 9:48 am

Arrr ye gap toothed gull swallower!
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Postby black bart on Thu May 18, 2006 10:25 am

Six bells and all is well...except you ye Rat infested privvy!
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Postby walktheplank on Thu May 18, 2006 11:31 am

ye stink, ye smell, yer ugly as I far as I can tell.
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Postby boghog on Thu May 18, 2006 11:51 am

Arr, yer mama's got ship-worm in her peg-leg, ye bilge barnacle. Belay yeself in the fo'c'sle with the other scurvy rats.
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Postby black bart on Fri May 19, 2006 9:47 am

YYYAARRR I heard ye likes to Belay Yerself in the Focsle...and on the poop deck!
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Postby walktheplank on Fri May 19, 2006 10:56 am

bart be very smelly
his legs turned to jelly
after Spot said
I'll not stab is head
I'll stab im in the belly
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Postby The Black Spot on Fri May 19, 2006 11:13 am

Yer mealy mouthed slop bucket.
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Binnacle

Postby black bart on Fri May 19, 2006 11:46 am

BAH why don't ye go and buff up yer Binnacle!
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Postby The Black Spot on Fri May 19, 2006 12:14 pm

Yer has the brains o' a sponge, yer scabby whelk!
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Postby Joy of Pasta on Fri May 19, 2006 3:02 pm

Beh th' lot o' youse. Yer a pettifogging bunch a peduncles wot not got yer polyps attached proper on yer downsides.
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Postby black bart on Sat May 20, 2006 7:35 pm

YYYAAARRR - ye walk like a hermit crab with piles!
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Postby Duke on Sat May 20, 2006 7:45 pm

Yer not worth the plank we'll walk ye off of!


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Postby Joy of Pasta on Sun May 21, 2006 1:36 pm

Yer such a big tub o' lard yer'd break the yard arm afore yer'd swing from it.
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Blubber

Postby black bart on Mon May 22, 2006 7:24 am

Bah - there be more blubber on ye than a Hump back Whale! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon May 22, 2006 7:41 am

Yaaaarrr! Yer flabby spitoon swigger!
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