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Postby black bart » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:11 am

Aaargh...for the luv o Blackbeard...there can't be many more Weevil Jokes!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby The Black Spot » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:59 am

The weevils on the bus go round and round
Round and round, round and round
The weevils on the bus go round and round
All through the town.

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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:57 am

In the sweet by and by,
Weevil meet on that beautiful shore.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:04 am

Weevils on the port side!
Weevils on the starboard side!
Weevils in the sky!
Let's just get pissed.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:11 am

Weevil all come out to meet 'im
Weevil all come out to meet 'im
Weevil all come out to meet the FSM!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Tom

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:38 am

Blaggards! If ye can't beat em join em...sing it boyo:

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Weevil all come to meet me, arms reaching, smiling sweetly.
It's good to touch the green, green grass of home.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:38 pm

Purple shirts. So not his color.

It's enuf to gag a weevil.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:05 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum

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Purple

Postby black bart » Mon May 12, 2008 6:29 am

Oy...leave orf the Great Jones the Voice mateys...if he wants ta wear a purple shirt ta match his face, he can do it...

Otherwise I'll be doin me rendition of 'Why, why, why Pirgella' at the Admiral Benbow again!
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Re: Purple

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon May 12, 2008 6:44 pm

black bart wrote:Oy...leave orf the Great Jones the Voice mateys...if he wants ta wear a purple shirt ta match his face, he can do it...

Otherwise I'll be doin me rendition of 'Why, why, why Pirgella' at the Admiral Benbow again!

I sees no weevilisms in that poste.
An wiv ye bein a modherrratorrr an all...fer shame.


^ Suffers orribly from "Thee King's Weevil" as HRH Queane Anne won't touch 'im wiv a ten-foote poll.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue May 13, 2008 2:55 am

Indiana Jones an' the Kingdom of the Crystal Weevil.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Weevil

Postby black bart » Tue May 13, 2008 4:20 am

I can't fink of any bleedin Weevil related jokes...I jus wanted ta unfurl me banner!
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Postby DaveL » Tue May 13, 2008 6:27 am

Weevil-Dead

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Manatee Singles

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Postby Tiddles the Evil » Wed May 14, 2008 5:37 pm

Sigourney Weevil

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Ripley: [pointing to part of gun Hicks is showing her] What's that?
Hicks: That's the grenade launcher. I don't think you want to mess with that.
Ripley: You started it. Show me everything.
OH HAI, I'M IN UR PIRATE FORUM, STEALIN ALL UR AVATARS. SRSLY!

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Den

Postby black bart » Thu May 15, 2008 6:26 am

Dennis Weevil:

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