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Postby black bart on Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:11 am

Aaargh...for the luv o Blackbeard...there can't be many more Weevil Jokes!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:59 am

The weevils on the bus go round and round
Round and round, round and round
The weevils on the bus go round and round
All through the town.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:57 am

In the sweet by and by,
Weevil meet on that beautiful shore.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:04 am

Weevils on the port side!
Weevils on the starboard side!
Weevils in the sky!
Let's just get pissed.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:11 am

Weevil all come out to meet 'im
Weevil all come out to meet 'im
Weevil all come out to meet the FSM!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Postby black bart on Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:38 am

Blaggards! If ye can't beat em join em...sing it boyo:

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Weevil all come to meet me, arms reaching, smiling sweetly.
It's good to touch the green, green grass of home.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:38 pm

Purple shirts. So not his color.

It's enuf to gag a weevil.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:05 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Purple

Postby black bart on Mon May 12, 2008 6:29 am

Oy...leave orf the Great Jones the Voice mateys...if he wants ta wear a purple shirt ta match his face, he can do it...

Otherwise I'll be doin me rendition of 'Why, why, why Pirgella' at the Admiral Benbow again!
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Re: Purple

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon May 12, 2008 6:44 pm

black bart wrote:Oy...leave orf the Great Jones the Voice mateys...if he wants ta wear a purple shirt ta match his face, he can do it...

Otherwise I'll be doin me rendition of 'Why, why, why Pirgella' at the Admiral Benbow again!

I sees no weevilisms in that poste.
An wiv ye bein a modherrratorrr an all...fer shame.


^ Suffers orribly from "Thee King's Weevil" as HRH Queane Anne won't touch 'im wiv a ten-foote poll.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue May 13, 2008 2:55 am

Indiana Jones an' the Kingdom of the Crystal Weevil.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Weevil

Postby black bart on Tue May 13, 2008 4:20 am

I can't fink of any bleedin Weevil related jokes...I jus wanted ta unfurl me banner!
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Postby DaveL on Tue May 13, 2008 6:27 am

Weevil-Dead

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Manatee Singles

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Postby Tiddles the Evil on Wed May 14, 2008 5:37 pm

Sigourney Weevil

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Ripley: [pointing to part of gun Hicks is showing her] What's that?
Hicks: That's the grenade launcher. I don't think you want to mess with that.
Ripley: You started it. Show me everything.
OH HAI, I'M IN UR PIRATE FORUM, STEALIN ALL UR AVATARS. SRSLY!
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Den

Postby black bart on Thu May 15, 2008 6:26 am

Dennis Weevil:

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