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Postby black bart » Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:53 am

Weevil fight them on the beaches


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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby beagle » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:08 am

Arrr, ye old hippy song

Weevil overcome

and ye olde Queen song

Weevil, weevil, rock you.

Elmer Fudd, A hunting weevil go.
Thin Lizzy, Weevil be strong
Tom Lehrer, Weevil all go together when we go

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Postby The Black Spot » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:53 am

Weevily Winkie Ran through the town,
Upstairs, downstairs in his nightgown.

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Postby DaveL » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:27 pm

Hows about that zombie video game

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Postby Griffin » Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:46 pm

Hamlet: Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
Polonius: By the mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.
Hamlet: Methinks it is like a weevill.
Polonius: It is backed like a weevill.
Hamlet: Or like a whale?
Polonius: Very like a whale.
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "Hamlet", Act 3 scene 2

Yaaaaaarrr!! Camels an Whales !!
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Postby The Black Spot » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:04 pm

Arrrr, one fer the old 'uns among us:

weevils wobble but they don't fall down!

Yarrrrr...

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Postby DaveL » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:37 am

YArrrr....

'ow about this golden oldie?

Ooh dream weevil
I believe you can get me through the night
Ooh dream weevil
I believe we can reach the morning light
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Postby walktheplank » Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:38 am

on rough seas last night I heard me crew singng

wee vil make it through the night.

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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:02 am

DaveL wrote:YArrrr....

'ow about this golden oldie?

Ooh dream weevil
I believe you can get me through the night
Ooh dream weevil
I believe we can reach the morning light


Argh! 'Twas on the radio when me alarm went off this very morning...
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Postby DaveL » Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:31 pm

'ow about a few grocery items? Try lookin fer these next toime yergo grocery shoppin'

Coco Pops = Coco Weevils
Corn Flakes = Weevil Flakes
Rice Bubbles = Ricey Weevils, or should that be Lice Bubbles?

YArrrr...O'im gettin hungry now!
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Postby The Black Spot » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:22 am

weevilbix = weetabix

I's lost me appetite now. Weetabix be a terrible brick o' straw that turns into a thick paste o' snotty sludge.

YARRRRRRRRRURGGGG... cough

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Postby Griffin » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:32 am

Weevil Overcome !!
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Postby Duke » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:45 pm

"The function of wisdom is to discriminate between good and weevils." - Cicero

"All that is necessary for weevils to succeed is that good men do nothing." - Edmund Burke

I don't think I like this weevil business..............


"When choosing between two weevils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West

Now that's the spirit!

"Truly, if there are weevils in this world, they lie within the heart of mankind." - Edward D. Morrison

Oh, gross!


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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby beagle » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:34 pm

Nietzsche - Beyond Good and Weevil

(subsequently retitled by publisher for marketing reasons).

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Postby The Black Spot » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:36 am

Arrr, don't be fergettin that illustrious pirate WeevL.

Yarrrrr, that be me banned then.


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