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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:24 am

Weevils in the morning, weevils in the evening, weevils at supper time...


And, from Ronald Reagan...The Weevil Empire.
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.


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Postby DaveL on Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:47 am

YArrrrr...

This one's been hidin out in the Bilge for too long. He only be talkin' in Piratese.

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Come 'ere you, O'im gettin hungry.

As that big Scottish bloke in Austin Powers said to Mini-me 'Get in my belly'
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Diet

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:35 am

Now you've gone and ruined me diet!
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:59 am

Ahhhhh...

Cream of weevil soup, with a sandwich on whole weevil bread. Yum.
Reading is Knowledge
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Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.


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Postby Duke on Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:50 pm

DaveL wrote:YArrrrr...


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Breakfast! Thank ye mate, Dave!


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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:27 pm

The Root of All Weevils
:pirate_fish::pirate_fish::pirate_fish:
Weevil With a Blue Dress On
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Temple of Elemental Weevil
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Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.


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Postby DaveL on Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:24 am

YArrrrr...

Shiver me timbers...Oi missed te bleedin obvious after me last post.
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Engage

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:20 am

Dr weevil quotes:

Engage the incredibly slow dipping mechanism...

I asked for Weevils with fricken laser beams attached to their heads!
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Postby DaveL on Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:24 am

YArrrrr...

'Ow about a Weevil Whopper meal. That be two all weevil patties, special sauce, cheese, pickles on a weevily sesame seed bun.

Hoo boy me an the lads are gettin' hungry now. Would yer like Rum and Fries with that?
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:02 am

How about a bucket of Kentucky Fried Weevils?
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Postby Goat Starer on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:34 am

As the Great New Model Army once said.....


4 o'clock in the morning
Still we cannot sleep
Turning over, turning 'round, twisting in our sweat
They say there is no rest for the wicked ones
Dear god what have we done?
There is no rest for the wicked ones
Dear god what is this Weevil that we must have done?
Best regards

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Postby beagle on Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:44 pm

Oi were goin to have a coat of arms made up with "Weevil be to he that weevil plans". Then I realised that were me.
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:55 pm

Deliver us from weevils.

The Duke Blue Weevils

A necessary weevil


If any of these have been done before, I apologize. But I am not going back to look at all those pages.
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Do yer get a toy with that?

Postby DaveL on Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:38 pm

YArrrrrr...

Lads. Fancy sinkin' yer gappy dentures into one of these? Yum..Yum. Oi be headin' down to Weev-donalds to get meself a BIG W.

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YArrrrrr...O'im Luvin It!!
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Postby jam007 on Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:16 am

"Weevil all go together when we go...
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