what color parrot? Green&Red or Red&Blue?

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What Color Parrot?

Green&Red....
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48%
Red&Blue....
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52%
 
Total votes : 23

Postby Tickle on Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:07 am

Gar... Oi put a red parrot in with all me white ones once... Now lets never speak of it again....

Is it jus' me, or is red an' green a bit too chrismasy fer this time o' year?... Argh, oi'll stick ter me blue an' red monkey.
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Postby DeadPoet on Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:57 am

grey, black, white. Other colours don't exist.
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Postby Tickle on Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:14 pm

What about Blue? :(
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Re: Practical

Postby Duke on Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:42 pm

black bart wrote:I can see ye are no practical pirate Duke! :D


Oi resent that, Bart, matey!


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Postby Enigma on Fri May 19, 2006 6:31 am

I once had an albino parrot, the mixed colours of snow-white and blood-red eyes had a wonderful impact on looking scary and intimidating to me' scurvy opponents. Still, poor thing had an unhealthy allergy towards sunshine. Worked as long as the crew and I went on nightly raids, but she didn't last long at daytime. Aye, I be missing that parrot, fer sure.
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Choice

Postby black bart on Fri May 19, 2006 9:45 am

Duke wrote:

Oi resent that, Bart, matey!


No offence intended matey - a pirate's choice o parrot is a very personal and intimate thing. More important than his choice o underwear (I always likes a bit o silk) or indeed his choice o crew.

I believes in Biodiversity on board me ship so I kills off me crew regularily to promote change and a healthy atmosphere of uncertainty!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:28 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Stumpy

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:05 am

Arrrrrr...sob...this one always brings a tear ta me eye...

A photo of me as a fresh faced cabin boy wiv me first parrot, Stumpy:

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Arrr unfortunately that means me Porno name be:

Stumpy Flapjacks (Ye forms yer porno name by marryin yer first pet's name an yer mother's maiden name).
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Postby DaveL on Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:46 pm

Depends whether I've wiped me nose on him.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:38 pm

Sultan Panicker?

Oi loikes teh sounds o' that, Oi does...
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:05 pm

Yarr , has ye any calico parrots ?
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Armada

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:10 pm

Arrrr mad William...we all knows yer mummy was Anne Bonney an yer daddy was...

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Re: Stumpy

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:38 pm

black bart wrote:Stumpy Flapjacks (Ye forms yer porno name by marryin yer first pet's name an yer mother's maiden name).


Oi thought it were yer first pets name and the street you lived on, but I like yers better.

I'm Piewackit Culipher.


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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:49 am

Spotty Frankenfurter

Arrgh! Me dear mother would be so proud!
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Porn film

Postby black bart on Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:19 am

Arrrr mateys...now all we has to do is forge an unlikely porn film career.

Then we could spam the other threads with our own home made porn!

I'm just orf to Madame Fifi's to see if I can still get wood other than that wots in me peg leg, if ye gets my drift.
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