I once had an albino parrot, the mixed colours of snow-white and blood-red eyes had a wonderful impact on looking scary and intimidating to me' scurvy opponents. Still, poor thing had an unhealthy allergy towards sunshine. Worked as long as the crew and I went on nightly raids, but she didn't last long at daytime. Aye, I be missing that parrot, fer sure.
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants