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Re: Pirates, Wenches and Cronans

Postby The Black Spot » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:40 am

black bart wrote:Arrrrr, matey, here be the first issue:
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Arrr... yer won't get Knuckles an his mates buying that - there be too many words in it. Get a copy o' Wobbly Wenches instead.

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Postby PantyGnawer » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:04 am

Continues in next five issues... Lol!

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Wobbly Wenches

Postby black bart » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:22 am

Arrrrrr matey...I loikes a challenge, this one's fer Knuckles:

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Postby anthrobabe » Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:35 pm

my computer just crashed
I don't want to know
seriously

and PG thinks super nanny is hawt--- yes nanny jo is hot-- now have a lye down on old saucy gerts counselor couch and tell me when this affectation for nannys began.....
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Postby Moral Minority » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:24 pm

Holy tamales, that crap made me sick!

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Postby DaveL » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:31 pm

Argghhhh!

That's what 6 months alone at sea can do to yer mind, MM. Isolation is a sad thing. Speshially if you're adult and male.

Now you know why dugongs looked like mermaids on a clear day.

The horror!
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Postby PantyGnawer » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:09 pm

anthrobabe wrote: now have a lye down on old saucy gerts counselor couch and tell me when this affectation for nannys began.....


Well, as best oi can remember...

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew love before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!

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Postby anthrobabe » Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:36 am

PirateGuy wrote:
anthrobabe wrote: now have a lye down on old saucy gerts counselor couch and tell me when this affectation for nannys began.....


Well, as best oi can remember...

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew love before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!


Ok this makes you officially hot yourself!

and someone should check on BB from time to time-- I think it's frum when 'e had that plague in 1412

Hey be any pirates havin birfdays round here soon? If ye fesses up oi kin sends ye a cake (an if ye be in tha harbormasters brig oi kin promises ye a file to gets out wif)
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Cake

Postby black bart » Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:03 am

What sort o cake?

I loiks BIG WOBBLY cakes.
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Postby PantyGnawer » Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:30 pm

Did somun say cake?

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:05 pm

Cake !? Oi juss have haff 'ove wun , tank ye.
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Re: Pirates, Wenches and Cronans

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:00 pm

The Black Spot wrote:
black bart wrote:Arrrrr, matey, here be the first issue:
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Arrr... yer won't get Knuckles an his mates buying that - there be too many words in it. Get a copy o' Wobbly Wenches instead.


Arrrgggh, DaveL must be fair crushed!

'Nd 'ere wuz Oi believin' that Pirgella be 'is woman!

Knuckles 'nd Oi both feel that that be wrong, sir publicator.
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Postby anthrobabe » Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:28 pm

ok
only real birthdays count!
no cake for birthday fakers, but you can help stick in the candles
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Postby Moral Minority » Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:04 pm

DaveL wrote:Argghhhh!

That's what 6 months alone at sea can do to yer mind, MM. Isolation is a sad thing. Speshially if you're adult and male.

Now you know why dugongs looked like mermaids on a clear day.

The horror!


Aren't mermaids supposed to... you know, not have a vagina?

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Postby anthrobabe » Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:49 pm

does anyone have any idea what this thread was originally about?


what's the point of the long winded tale?
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...

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I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."


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