Noodly Pirate Name Generator

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devil

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:50 am

GGGAAARRR! Speak o the devil and he's sure to appear! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby NeferKa » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:36 pm

I am still working on this bugger. The problem is I work full time, and I'm in class another 20 hours a week. I'm still collecting names and adjectives because I want the names to be piratey and noodly, and I'm creating it so there's a new name generated at each ranking.

I am putting the suggested names into my lists though, so I am hoping I'll get this all finished in the near future.

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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:22 pm

Oh, this is wonderful.

Do we have a Blathering, yet?

Adjectives:
Blathering
Randy
Murderous
Seasick
Toothless
Pegleg
Parrot-mouthed
Putrid
Stouthearted
Gorgeous
Ravenous
Swaggerin'
Blister-lipped
Hollerin'
Thunderous
Chivalrous
Blasted
Iron-willed
Wrong-Way
Wild-Eyed

First Names: (female)
Loretta
Contessa
Tess
Bess
Flo
Bertha
Bonnie
Cassandra
Hilda
Helga
Gert
Jillian
Mary
Louisa
Marina
Maria
Maureen
Juanita
Evangeline
Inez
Grizelda
Ursula

First names (male):
Alphonse
Lorenzo
Juan
John
Horatio
Odysseus
Francis
Gonzo
Lars
Frederick
Manfred
Gilbert
Reginald
Rex
Dom
Fabian
Damien
Xavier
Zoltan
Thor
Ignazio



Last Names:
Dunkirk
McDermitt
Monroe
McPhee
London
Newcastle
Frost
Espadrille
Francisco
McWillis
Frye
Attenborough
Oslo
Perez
Beery
Cheater
Pennington
Byrde
Beard
McBride
Nelson
Ferntwhistle
Hidcote
Hornblower
Hornpipe
Fishburne
Cannon
Loveless
Farkass
Scarlet
Blood
Dartmoore
Snake


I don't know if any of these are authentic, they just sound good to me.
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Blathering

Postby black bart » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:35 am

YYYAAAARRRR ... Blathering Parrot Mouthed Monroe! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Goat Starer » Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:13 pm

ghastly jim middens
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Postby Adelbert » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:06 pm

Wikipedia has a "List of pirates" page, which is useful. A lot of them seem to have already been suggested, though.
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Swagger

Postby black bart » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:54 pm

Swaggerin Xavier Espadrille...I might introduce him into the Continuous Salty Tale.
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Postby Aeger » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:38 am

McBiggles?
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Blind

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:48 am

and then there was:

Blind Cassandra Farkass
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Postby Unbeliever » Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:57 pm

OK, how about Hookpatch McPegleg?
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Postby Aeger » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:20 am

Yes, Mc[everything]

McEyepatch

McSawedofflimb

McScurcydog

McDonalds

You get the picture
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Putrid

Postby black bart » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:22 am

Putrid Pedro Delmonte
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Postby Say what? » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:08 pm

The most obvious pirates ever:

Davy Jones
Barbosa
and of course...
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

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Bertha

Postby black bart » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:10 am

Blister Lipped Bertha McBride! YYYYAAARRRRRR - I thinks I met her once...I told her not to touch the Fish Head Stew!
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Postby Say what? » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:30 pm

Lucky McSharkbite.... he's a character


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