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Postby anthrobabe on Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:58 pm

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Tried a Gatling Gun made of me spare 12-pounders. The guy that had to turn the crank complained, so I introduced a recoil catcher connected to it.
Tore the other guy's fleet to shreds in a minute but I ran out of ammo that way and there was nothing left to loot. Consider that experiment a failure.


sigh--- oh i miss this pirate.....
sigh----- :wink:

oi thinks tha clampy-claw thingi used in "The Giant of Marathon"(just an old Stever Reeves movie) is a handy pirate weapon. Jus crush tha bow o ye henemies ships and whilst they jumpin overboard and swimmin off ye board em and loots to ye hearts content.
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF on Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:05 am

real catpirate is not use cutlass (is good for manpirate, only poncypuss manwannabe skitecat TIDDLES is fight cutlass).

catpirate is use CATLUSS - dis is invention me Apa Zechar. Is no has pitchr catluss, but is set steel claw fit on forepaws, let catpirate fight catstile, but verrah deadly, cut'm good rip t'roat pull intetinit out also verrah good help climb mast and jump on his HED.

Usually is make catluss one paw haz nocths is can use catch cutlass - verrah strong cat is can breakit.


CATAPULTER is sometimes use hinpaw catluss too for help landin sails or ON HIS HED>
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Postby black bart on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:09 am

Somebody call the RSPCA...Please!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:20 am

Royal Society ov Pyrate Cats, Aarrrgh.
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:40 am

Rouge Scoundrel Pirate Cat Ahoy! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:44 am

jus frows a cat at 'em--- cat be gud for attakin enemy face.
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF on Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:59 pm

Yah, dat is catapult. Cannon is good atak ship, catapult is good long-distance boreding by catpirate. we is gots big catapult, put many cats, is land in sail for safe, is land ON HIZ HED FOR DAMAGE&FEER!


dis same idae, but catapult isFEERCE not kyoot... is shock and arrrgh taktik:
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