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Postby OZ_Nick on Wed May 24, 2006 9:50 pm

Ahoy there mateys,

Oi be after a bit er ye help wi new gatling cutlass Oi bin werkin on.

Oi've been usin the mekanisem out o an ole grand father clock we pillaged offen a merchanman a few weeks ago to drive the devilish machine but oi'm afindin that the pendulum and weights get all atangled in the gubbins. Oi've lost three volunteers testin it an Oi'm findin it hard to get any more.

Have any of you fine experienced sea-men got any ideas?

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Postby black bart on Thu May 25, 2006 9:40 am

Oz Nick wrote:

Oi've lost three volunteers testin it an Oi'm findin it hard to get any more.


I sympathise...I've had the same trouble with me cooking!
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Postby Swatopluk on Thu May 25, 2006 10:51 am

My gatling crossbow worked better but lifting up the driving weight to the masttop every few seconds and replacing the spent ammo made it a bit impractical for daily use.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:25 pm

Gatlin' cutlass? How's that s'posed to work?
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Postby black bart on Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:49 pm

You'll be sorry you asked that question!

I still think me Throwin Parrot was a good idea. :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Swatopluk on Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:23 am

In Israel a cursing parrot is a current hot media topic. A rabbi ordered it either slaughtered or its tongue cut out. A Judge has intervened on behalf of the parrot (the parrot thread seemingly being dad, this looked the right place/opportunity to post that).

Tried a Gatling Gun made of me spare 12-pounders. The guy that had to turn the crank complained, so I introduced a recoil catcher connected to it.
Tore the other guy's fleet to shreds in a minute but I ran out of ammo that way and there was nothing left to loot. Consider that experiment a failure.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:27 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:27 am

Ooooh, 'e's in for a surprise-loike when 'e tries to take a swig o' THAT flagon.
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Postby black bart on Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:31 am

I hope the poor bastid didn't read that Swatopluk post afore he nicked the rum. Enough to turn the Nun of Dresden ta drink!
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:07 am

postin for pirates
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:41 am

anthrobabe wrote:postin for pirates



Piratin for posters
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:43 am

I once ummmm 'pirated' a KISS poster, yep stuck that thing in my drawers and out I went (bell bottoms ya know)

so I am a pirate poster!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:50 am

anthrobabe wrote:I once ummmm 'pirated' a KISS poster



Oi once kissed a pirate poster
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:23 pm

so that explains the lipstick marks on my Depp poster

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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:16 pm

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Kickass gun.
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