YYYAAARRR...it be a tough life bein a Pirate:
Limbs get lopped off,
Parrots get terminated,
Ships get sunk,
Wenches & cabin boys get ravished,
Treasure gets stolen,
Football Stadiums get razed to the ground,
People grow extra heads,
Oiks get zapped by Auntie Dee Dee,
Fish Head Stew burns holes in decks,
It's no wonder ye can't find yer mate!!!!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.