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Postby ChowMein on Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:30 am

CHAPTER NINETEEN : VOCALNO !

"Cookie! " , exclaimed Capt. Lance , " Bertha's taking a detour , she's dropping off silk to monks in Sapporo ".
"She intends to receive blessings for her new venture .

With some spare time on their hands , The Queens crew has decided to investigate a nearby volcano for signs of beer . After a leisurely row onto the beach we set off into the forest for perhaps a five mile trek to the crater's mouth .

The place was humid soon everyone was complaining about bugs and sticky underwear . The crater proved to be filled water . We jumped into the large pond to refresh ourselves . To our dismay we discovered we could not get out.

The walls were too smooth and steep .
We discovered we could climb over top of each other to reach the rim.
With only two remaining in the crater clothes were tied together to create a rope strong enough for the task of lifting them back up .

It was agreed upon that a further look about for a spaghetti tree could wait till another time.
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Postby DaveL on Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:43 am

YArrrrr...

Chow that reads a bit like those immunity challenge games on Survivor.

YArrrrr...
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Postby black bart on Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:23 am

Did anyone see that hilarious 'Survivor' scene on 'Curb your Enthusiasm'?
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Postby ChowMein on Sun May 07, 2006 7:13 pm

Arrrgh, Hello mateys ,My modem is dead. I'm also busy at work, the next chapter is gonna take a while to see print. Sail on sailors !! ARRGH!!
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Postby black bart on Tue May 09, 2006 8:13 am

ChowMein wrote:

My modem is dead. I'm also busy at work


The first one I can understand - but the second?!!
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Postby ChowMein on Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:32 pm

Arrghhhhh Bartie!! I've got a replacement modem , but i'm still not connecting. Rogers cable shall run red with sauce. Arrghh!
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Postby DaveL on Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:29 am

YArrrr..

Welcome back Chow. We've missed yer culinary skills. Can yer please have a work to Bart about how to cook?
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Postby black bart on Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:07 am

Have ye tried Portholes 76? - it be a vast improvement for ye poor unfortunate PC users!

ps Me hair turned white arter I saw the ghost o Capn Cronan!
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Postby ChowMein on Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:52 am

VOLCANO! (cont.)

After much exertions did we make our way out of the hole . We set upon the beer so thoughtfully packed for the trip.
"We must put a little beer in this crater, it might take hold hold and blow someday! ", said the captain.
"that's sound logic!", said I.
So we drank the whole 50 gal keg and waited an hour... the water level rose and inch and we felt quite satisfied with our efforts.
" A bath would be nice right now ",said a crew member.
Murmurs of agreement went out and we jumped....
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Postby ChowMein on Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:24 am

I'd just been trying to find the asst inquisitor of the Noodle.
He is in old posts, does this mean finito for his journey?
There has been major carnage in my absence.
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Tough Life

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:53 am

YYYAAARRR...it be a tough life bein a Pirate:

Limbs get lopped off,
Parrots get terminated,
Ships get sunk,
Wenches & cabin boys get ravished,
Treasure gets stolen,
Football Stadiums get razed to the ground,
People grow extra heads,
Oiks get zapped by Auntie Dee Dee,
Fish Head Stew burns holes in decks,

It's no wonder ye can't find yer mate!!!! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby ChowMein on Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:55 pm

VOLCANO!(cont.)

Two days later I found myself sober," this is outrageous! , men, we must get back to the Queen and open up another keg!"

"Firstly, lets get out of this hole. Whats that smell? Who skinned a dogfish?"

We did eventually make it back to the Queen.
The outing had the crew hungry for a new quest.
I told them the tale of the fabled spaghetti islands and an orchard containing a mutant tree that flowers Lasagna.

So off we set for riches and glory when in...


CHAPTER TWENTY: SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE BUT NOT A STRAND TO EAT!
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Starved

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:57 am

...forty days and nights without sight of Land, things began to turn sour and tempers became frayed amogst the crew. Food and drink was runnin low. An unfortunate flying fish looped accross the deck only to be scewered and eaten in mid air by a starvin sailor. It was on the Fiftieth day that...
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Postby DaveL on Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:26 am

...Tiddles came looking for Bart!
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Bart?

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:32 am

...Bonjours Tiddles ...vous est le chat noir sur le mur n'est ce pas? Bart...eh qu'est que c'est...Il est disparu non. Eh bien les petit rats enorme bienvenue au bateau mes enfants...

Quick...er Vit everyone, into the boats or we're done for!
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