CHAPTER FIFTEEN: ALL THE DIM SUM'S GONE?
I was shaken from of a delightful dream of a land full of restaurants ,beer volcanoes and peeler bars....
"Chow sir! Chow!",.." Huh?...wha.. What,I not hungry yet".
"Oh...Good morning , Billy".
"It's still thee affernoon sir".
"yes sir 'tis"
Damn, the battle was over! I am still aboard the Goodness Sake, He Hun lo left me here! Why that lousy excuse for a pirate , probably still steaming that I polished off all the Heineken and Fosters and hid the Guinness under my bunk that week off Bermuda.
I hope He Fleung Deung hits him spot on the head next time he throws a loose one.
"Sir, there was a battle sir". No casaties to speak a sir, but the pierats all got way sir".
"Billy..., you needn't call me sir all of the time ,I'm not an officer"
"But you be a man a letters sir, a gradrut a' Corden Blue sir".
"I am Billy but..."
" Must a' paying me proper respects sir, tha whuts me mairn says sir"
" All right then ,in honour of your mum then, carry on".
" The capn' wants you back to the gallry sir, all the dim sum be stole sir"
For the luv of FSM! He Hung Lo will shall be called No Moa Mann
next time i see 'em.
Six hours of work for that batch and tossed in the brig all for nothing!
I made my way to the galley and beheld a mess.
One should be dining in a mess hall, not trying to work in one!
No supplies left, except for a bag of beans spilled upon the floor.
OH MY FSM ! Thats it? ,thats all we have to eat!? I hope they stole all the tabacco and matches as well.
Well dear f(r)iends , the dinner menu was bean pate as an appetitizer, bean salad , hot water soup, and sheperds pie constructed with beans at the base topped with smashed beans.
I brought everything to the table as quickly as possible and dashed topside to escape the eventual fallout.
Now...where was I?
Oh yes, the Queen and the Naughty. To the relief of all the crews Bertha only suffered a mild concussion from a nasty spill.
"OH FSM!, exclaimed Lance, just look at the deck!,what do we do"!
"A coupla 3 penny otta fix it up cap",said I
"Whats that", replied a puzzled Lance".
Gotta be pulling my chain.
"Where do ya keep the tools Cap"?
Don't werry 'bout it Lance",said Bambi,I'll take care it".
Bambi could swing a hammer, when she lifted up that arm and down and up and down her chest just .. just...I went below to shower and change my clothes.
I devised a plan to mess up the whole ship so the boys would need the fair lassies help to clean it all up, oh yes I can picture all the rubbing and bending for scrubbing an' such right now.
I went below to shower and change my clothes.
Next, when you view my journal,I shall describe....
CHAPTER SIXTEEN: A FREE SHOW!!