DaveL wrote:Aye matey,
Me too, he said he wants to return to Ole Portsmouth.
Arrr thee blaggard's forgot his semaphore code by thee sounds of it...problee hid it in his wig!
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Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i fined a peece ove flotsdim jus a minit ago
unkle DAvy says et B tha noicest peece ove ash he effer seen
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Hoboy!
now i haff sumwun ta pway marbellz wiff !
she kan pway wiff me marbellz if she dunt haff eny unkee Fart
Lootin and Pillagin' around the World - Part 1, India
Spent many months trekkin' from Goa after some local spiked our rum with some strange substance. They whole crew started singing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, but Oi 'ave no idea why.
After several thousand kilometres, me an the lads discovered a rich dignified region called Jammu. Can't wait to set up a trade post here so we can exploit these buggers, steal all their wimmen and send all orf to the slavers. Having gun powder sure does make me feel vastly superior. YARRR!!
Can't remember where Oi parked me ship, but Oi can't see any water - just these big rocky things with snow caps on 'em (oi thinks they be called mountains, but Oi never seen one before). Is that a yellow marshmallow sky? Farrrr out man!!!
Came across this spice called Asofatida. Apparently it stops yer trousers from burping. YArrrr, if Oi don't use it all on me crew, Oi thinks O'ill send it back to Portsmouth to keep Big Ron from gettin' too feisty.
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