The Captain's Log

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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:42 am

DaveL wrote:Aye matey,

Me too, he said he wants to return to Ole Portsmouth.


Arrr thee blaggard's forgot his semaphore code by thee sounds of it...problee hid it in his wig!
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:29 pm

Yarrrgh, 'e beste sneeke hinto porrrt under a noo nayme, as hit don't looke goode fer im wif thee olde wun...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:58 am

Aye aye matey...

Thee suggestuns be:

'Can'twalktheplank'

'PlanketyPlank'

and Plank?Wotplaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby bacon on Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:58 pm

Captain's Log

We hav retoorned ta port from our latest voyigh. We deescovered an island and "recrooted" two new cabin boyes. They be a bit layzy, but Anchor Joe haz taken ta them as they r a reason ta buy moor food.

Dooring our foist day at sea, we had a fearesome battle with a red-haired water hag. We wuz able ta defeat her and now have a large sum in our coffers. Thois will go towards our new ship, although Oi shall miss me Grease Stain, oit be toime to find sumethin' a bit larger so we can fit Anchor Joe someplace on board.

We also found thee lair of a witch, but wer able to appease her by lendin' her our two cabin boyz fer a spell and offerin' sum vittles. Surprisn' but that wuz Anchor Joe's idea. After hall he wuz sayin' food allwayz helps hoim to feel better, so oit should make her feel better too. Me ship's dog took a shinin' ta the witch's varmit an' she be excited ta cum back when we pick up our cabin boyz. They may bee layzee, but loike Oi said, Anchor Joe haz taken ta them.

Me ships dog got into thee rum on thee last noight, Oi think, as she now haz a hangover an be recovern'.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 16, 2010 5:49 am

Capn's Log yarr dat 16.7.1776

Yarr me littlest daughter be enrolled in Pyrate School at larst...pictures ta follow.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:24 pm

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
CApinz log

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i fined a peece ove flotsdim jus a minit ago

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

unkle DAvy says et B tha noicest peece ove ash he effer seen

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:13 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
CApinz log

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i fined a peece ove flotsdim jus a minit ago

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

unkle DAvy says et B tha noicest peece ove ash he effer seen

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Unkle Davy is notty...I've told ye not to talk to him afore!

Further to Capn's log above ere be thee prowd moment o me daughter's henrolment in Pyrate School:

Image

I be heagerlee hanticipatin her first 'Yarr".
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:43 pm

Hoboy!
now i haff sumwun ta pway marbellz wiff !
she kan pway wiff me marbellz if she dunt haff eny unkee Fart
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:29 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Hoboy!
now i haff sumwun ta pway marbellz wiff !
she kan pway wiff me marbellz if she dunt haff eny unkee Fart
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Arr I don't know who ta be more worried about..me daughter or Nef Yoo.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:31 pm

capinz logg

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
uhhhh neffer mine
i foht i hadda log
butt et juss b tha pee suwp i had fer brekfess yesserday
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:23 am

Capn's Log yarr dat 7.9.1776

One o thee clock an alls well...

I had ta visit thee Shyppe's Dental hygienist this mornin. Me tooth came up loverlee loik an I gets ta nestle me head betwixt her ample boobies fer alf an hour.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby DaveL on Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:37 am

30.9.1710

Lootin and Pillagin' around the World - Part 1, India

Spent many months trekkin' from Goa after some local spiked our rum with some strange substance. They whole crew started singing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, but Oi 'ave no idea why.

After several thousand kilometres, me an the lads discovered a rich dignified region called Jammu. Can't wait to set up a trade post here so we can exploit these buggers, steal all their wimmen and send all orf to the slavers. Having gun powder sure does make me feel vastly superior. YARRR!!

Can't remember where Oi parked me ship, but Oi can't see any water - just these big rocky things with snow caps on 'em (oi thinks they be called mountains, but Oi never seen one before). Is that a yellow marshmallow sky? Farrrr out man!!!

Came across this spice called Asofatida. Apparently it stops yer trousers from burping. YArrrr, if Oi don't use it all on me crew, Oi thinks O'ill send it back to Portsmouth to keep Big Ron from gettin' too feisty.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:20 am

DaveL wrote:30.9.1710

Lootin and Pillagin' around the World - Part 1, India

Spent many months trekkin' from Goa after some local spiked our rum with some strange substance. They whole crew started singing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, but Oi 'ave no idea why.

After several thousand kilometres, me an the lads discovered a rich dignified region called Jammu. Can't wait to set up a trade post here so we can exploit these buggers, steal all their wimmen and send all orf to the slavers. Having gun powder sure does make me feel vastly superior. YARRR!!

Can't remember where Oi parked me ship, but Oi can't see any water - just these big rocky things with snow caps on 'em (oi thinks they be called mountains, but Oi never seen one before). Is that a yellow marshmallow sky? Farrrr out man!!!

Came across this spice called Asofatida. Apparently it stops yer trousers from burping. YArrrr, if Oi don't use it all on me crew, Oi thinks O'ill send it back to Portsmouth to keep Big Ron from gettin' too feisty.


I fink ye be confusin the Capn's Log wiv thee Far Fetched Tales matey...

Which reminds me: Capn's Log yarr date 1/10/1710

Arter wrestlin a Hammerhead shark afore breakfast, I learned ta speak Spanish, Mandarin an Portuguese and captured fifteen galleons and the Kingdom of Borneo by close of play.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby DaveL on Sat Oct 02, 2010 3:46 am

YArrrr...

You mean there is a difference?
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 15, 2010 6:39 am

Capn's Log 15.10.1776

Arrr I shalle soon be settin sail fer the land o thee Barbary Pirates (Tunisia). If thee negotiashuns ta have Nef Yoo kidnapped go well I should be back by thee end o thee munth.
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