The Captain's Log

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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby bacon on Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:47 pm

Captain's Log
Seadate - Oi haf no idea. Oi never wuz good wit keepin' track o' toime.

Tonight me an me crew argh sailin' fer our first toime this season. Oi've puurrrrchased all of me supplies an' have given me sails a once over. Anchor Joe provided me sum wind ta make sur thar be no holes. We hafn't jurneed since the winter, so Oi hope we arrrrggghhh reddy fer this trip.

Oit will be good ta get out of Portsmouth fer a bit, seein' how this animal infestation has only gotten worse. Perhaps Big Brenda can help out wif thee problem. Just be sur ta giv her a good dippin' sauce.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby black bart on Thu May 06, 2010 5:25 am

Capn's Log Yarr date Helekshun day

I be makin sure me crew gets to thee Portsmouth votin booth just arter closin toim at thee Benbow.

Larst toim they voted for hextra long tea breaks an widdled in thee ballot box!
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby black bart on Fri May 14, 2010 6:36 am

Capn's Log yarr date 14th May

Such a Day, Rum all out - Our company somewhat sober A damn'd Nef Yoo amongst us! - parrots a pooping! - Great talk of Lollypos an Peezers. So I look'd sharp for a Prize - such a Day took one, with a great deal of Birfday Cake on board, so kept the Nef Yoo quiet, then all things went well again.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed May 19, 2010 6:19 pm

Cappin's Log . Yarr Date 2/4/67

Arr, a luverly hunk ove oak was fished from thee briny this morn , oi plan to lay owt on thee poopdeck to dry , much exsitemint all aboot .

Oi ope ta fine sum mahoganny nex , argh.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby black bart on Mon May 24, 2010 6:44 am

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Cappin's Log . Yarr Date 2/4/67

Arr, a luverly hunk ove oak was fished from thee briny this morn , oi plan to lay owt on thee poopdeck to dry , much exsitemint all aboot .

Oi ope ta fine sum mahoganny nex , argh.


Wot be ye goin ta do wiv thee mahognee ye daft bugger?
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon May 24, 2010 1:44 pm

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Seadate: 223484

We been searchin' fer days fer a noice piece o' mahogany wi' nowt bein' found. Then on thee fifth day we found an oisland wi' more mahogany than ye could shake yer pegleg at! We filled thee hold wi' thee mahogany fer me devious plans...
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Tue May 25, 2010 5:17 am

I do like a nice bit of mahogany.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby bacon on Tue May 25, 2010 1:46 pm

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Yargh date: May

Oi be gettin' me crew ready fer anothe' jorn . . . jurrn . . . trip. This toime I hav 2 new cabin boys who will be comin' wi' us. Anchor Joe is confa . . . confu . . . shore that they will be a good addition to the crew. Me ship's dog is ready fer this voiyage now that she has gotten 'er sea-legs. Oi hope we dinna loose a sail thois time. Last trip we tore a hole in it and Brenda has not fergiven me yet fer that.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby TwistedSister on Tue May 25, 2010 2:19 pm

Beggin' your pardon, Cap'in Bacon, but mightin your dog be apt to chase Catfish?
If so, you might want to get her swimming lessons.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby bacon on Tue May 25, 2010 4:35 pm

Me dog does n-joy a good catfish, but is a chik'n wen oit cums ta water. Makes me wonder y Oi eve' took her on me ship ta begin with. She does loike the fact that when we sail she can enjoy the poop deck. And believe me when Oi tells ya that she can poop.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby DaveL on Tue May 25, 2010 4:48 pm

26.5.1710

WalkthePlank spotted off the starboard bow. I could hear him reading a long winded tale in the sea mist.
Was it a ghost ship he was sailin'? Yarrr...Oi must be hallucinatin'. I thought he perished in Bart's Great Stew incident.

Next thing you know, ol' Black Spot will turn up on my Quarterdeck juggling apples.

Where be all the ole pirates these days?
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby TwistedSister on Tue May 25, 2010 9:13 pm

bacon wrote:Me dog does n-joy a good catfish, but is a chik'n wen oit cums ta water. Makes me wonder y Oi eve' took her on me ship ta begin with. She does loike the fact that when we sail she can enjoy the poop deck. And believe me when Oi tells ya that she can poop.

I mite sugest ye puttin the poop in Bart's fish ed stoo to add moor flavor. Not that I'd be havin' any.......I'm alergic to fish.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby black bart on Wed May 26, 2010 5:47 am

DaveL wrote:26.5.1710

WalkthePlank spotted off the starboard bow. I could hear him reading a long winded tale in the sea mist.
Was it a ghost ship he was sailin'? Yarrr...Oi must be hallucinatin'. I thought he perished in Bart's Great Stew incident.

Next thing you know, ol' Black Spot will turn up on my Quarterdeck juggling apples.

Where be all the ole pirates these days?


Arrgh I was talkin to Spot larst noight an tellin him he be missed on these shores. I had a daft Pirate conversation with Planky on facebook.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby DaveL on Wed May 26, 2010 7:18 pm

Aye matey,

Me too, he said he wants to return to Ole Portsmouth.
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Re: The Captain's Log

Postby bacon on Fri May 28, 2010 8:33 am

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Me trip haz been delayed due to poor sailin' conda . . .. condishuns. Me ships dawg is upset - she really wawnted ta poop on thee deck. Now she haz ta wait an'ther day an it's be gettin' hard to hold it all in. Oi hope me cabin boy is reddy with his bag. At least thare woill be plenty o' poo ta sell ta Black Bart Industries. He be thoinkin' it's a special stoo thickener.

Anchor Joe doesn't mind stayin' in port. Being an anchor be the perfect job fer him. He purfurs stayin' in one place.
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