The Captain's Log

[black bart]

Arrrgh...I think Santa is takin his revenge by sendin us all this snow!

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Portsmouth missed?!

How could ye?

[pieces o'nine]

Wye duz ye fink Davel's bin AWOL?

E's orf 'ydin' 'iz 'edde in shayme fer missin ole Sandy Claws agin, 'e is.

[DaveL]

No, we got him, O'ive bin out selabratin'.

[black bart]

Arrgh...happy New Year ta ye Dave.

[DaveL]

Thanks Barty, you too. It's now the year 1710. I wonder what events the year will bring?

http://www.historyorb.com/events/date/1710

[pieces o'nine]

Nov 28th - Battle at Brihuega: English General Stanhope captured
Dec 8th - Battle at Brihuega: English Gen Stanhope captured

Oi allus wondert wot Keith Liversausage were hup to, afore gettin helecktid Mayor o'Portsmouth an awl...

[black bart]

Yes I see the similarity although...

Gen Stanhope was a master escape artist whereas Keith Liversausage is just a **** artist.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Looks like he also had a flair for fightin' the same battle twice as well.

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrgh, if hat furst ye don suck seed, try, try agen...

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

The War of Spanish Succession (which was going on around this toime) appears to have been a complete waste of toime and lives.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the ... Succession

Except for us guys, who made a bucket load of cash killing, maiming and looting. It was just another day at the office really.

[black bart]

Capn's Log Yarr date 19/1/1776

Arrrr it be quiz noight at thee Benbow ternoight. I shalle be joinin me x crew mateys Thee Black Spot an Cap'n Cronan...I opes they be in a good mood ternoight an don't get angree when we lose...ye can only lose so many Landlords to cutlass slashes afore thee rumours start gettin about.

[DaveL]

Yarrrr...

How's the titanic goin?

[black bart]

Arrgh...last toim I looked it were in second place to Havatarrrrrgh.

[Ham Nox]

Why aren't there no option for us who don't take census of things more'n once a decade?