Capn's Log yarr date 24/7/76
Decided it wuz toim ta organise thee ship's rota:
6 bells Breakfast
11 bells elevenseseses
12 bells deck hockey wiv a Spaniard's head
1 bell (who lost all thee other bells) Stew's up
4 bells nice cup o tea an a bicky fer thee Cap'n (rest o thee bluggets get hard tack)
6 bells live parrot stranglin on thee deck
8 bells more stew
9 bells beddy boboes time
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Re: The Captain's Log
by black bart on Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:01 am
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Captain's Log
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:07 am
Cappys lug yardie summer holly-days
Scurvy croo uv thee goode shup lolly-poppe on holly-day.
Dey eeten rose chickn an drinken grog an chocklit milk an sech.
Dey eet aller rose chickn, so now hi needs ter fyne moore. Hi gotter ideer.
Heeeeeerrrrr chicky chicky chicky!
Hi got peenuts fer yoo, chicky chicky chicky!
Scurvy croo uv thee goode shup lolly-poppe on holly-day.
Dey eeten rose chickn an drinken grog an chocklit milk an sech.
Dey eet aller rose chickn, so now hi needs ter fyne moore. Hi gotter ideer.
Heeeeeerrrrr chicky chicky chicky!
Hi got peenuts fer yoo, chicky chicky chicky!
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: The Captain's Log
by black bart on Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:44 am
As ye be promoted ta Verminous Vizier matey, me an thee crew has clubbed tagevver an bought ye a present:
Hurry up an learn ta write.
Hurry up an learn ta write.
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Re: The Captain's Log
by DaveL on Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:27 am
YArrrr date, 1709
Location: Portsmouth Harbour
Notes: Well it only be late July and Santa has shown and a rather Angry Santa at that.
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=13023
Note to crew: Send forth the 'Big Bertha' and I don't mean Bart's ship.
Note to self Gettin' the job done 5 months early would give the lads Xmas Eve off
Location: Portsmouth Harbour
Notes: Well it only be late July and Santa has shown and a rather Angry Santa at that.
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=13023
Note to crew: Send forth the 'Big Bertha' and I don't mean Bart's ship.
Note to self Gettin' the job done 5 months early would give the lads Xmas Eve off
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Re: The Captain's Log
by black bart on Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:43 pm
Capn's Log Yarr Date 10.8.1776
Arrgh thee crew be gettin all hexited cos o thee hupcomin visit o none uvver than...
The Archbishop of the Ancient Parish of Leret.
Last toim he brought sum nuns.
Arrgh thee crew be gettin all hexited cos o thee hupcomin visit o none uvver than...
The Archbishop of the Ancient Parish of Leret.
Last toim he brought sum nuns.
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Re: The Captain's Log
by pieces o'nine on Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:19 am
Yarrrgh, Bart, we'll 'ave nun ov that!
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Re: The Captain's Log
by black bart on Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:59 am
Arrrgh...does anyone remember E Razer's 'Nun of Dresden? Arrr that lad made me made me larf he did.
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Re: The Captain's Log
by DaveL on Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:06 am
YArrrr...
Is Tris related to E.Raser?
Yarrrrr...
The Nun of Dresden was E. at his most obscure and finest!
Is Tris related to E.Raser?
Yarrrrr...
The Nun of Dresden was E. at his most obscure and finest!
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Re: The Captain's Log
by black bart on Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:54 am
Capn's Log Yarr Date 19.8.1776
Arrrr I be settin sail fer fair France in a day or two mateys. Thee crew be needin a holiday an a change of air an vittles.
Thee French may be a rum lot but when it comes ta grog an cheese they knows how ta lay thee table. I remembers we once had a French Chef at the Admiral Benbow...
...He weren't workin in thee kitchen mind....we captured him orf the French Coast and brought im back ta teach Nef Yoo how to hunt fer truffles.
Arrrr I be settin sail fer fair France in a day or two mateys. Thee crew be needin a holiday an a change of air an vittles.
Thee French may be a rum lot but when it comes ta grog an cheese they knows how ta lay thee table. I remembers we once had a French Chef at the Admiral Benbow...
...He weren't workin in thee kitchen mind....we captured him orf the French Coast and brought im back ta teach Nef Yoo how to hunt fer truffles.
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Re: The Captain's Log
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:41 pm
cappinz log rrrrrrrrrrdate taday
ummmm
deer diawy
no log taday
i dunt wanna messy me fwesh dyapur
i bet i hav big log tomarwoe
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ummmm
deer diawy
no log taday
i dunt wanna messy me fwesh dyapur
i bet i hav big log tomarwoe
by by , nefyoo
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: The Captain's Log
by black bart on Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:13 am
Capn's Log Yarr Date 3.9.76 Hinglish Channel
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Re: The Captain's Log
by Ubi Dubius on Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:23 am
You seem a bit obsessive with that particular smilie this morning, Cap'n Bart. Something you want to tell us about your trip?
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Re: The Captain's Log
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:52 am
Cappin's Log, Yarrdate 4.9.76
Herd a rival pirate captain, me ol' buddy Black Bart got hisself seasick onna boat! Whut a piratte he be! He musta vomited the crewmen o' those 400 ships outta the watarr!
Herd a rival pirate captain, me ol' buddy Black Bart got hisself seasick onna boat! Whut a piratte he be! He musta vomited the crewmen o' those 400 ships outta the watarr!
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Re: The Captain's Log
by black bart on Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:47 am
Capn's Log Yarr Date 3.9.76 Hinglish Channel
Arrrrgh it were Brittany Ferries...a froggy ship...no wonder I was sick!
Arrrrgh it were Brittany Ferries...a froggy ship...no wonder I was sick!
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Re: The Captain's Log
by DaveL on Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:36 am
YArrrr...
We've just got Brittany Spears here, and she's been asked to walk the plank for lip synching!
We've just got Brittany Spears here, and she's been asked to walk the plank for lip synching!
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