Must apologise to Black Spot for killin' his boarding crew with noxious gas. That is if I ever make it off this toilet. O'im really hangin out for smokin' some tobaccie, but a naked flame will destroy me ship.
Several crew members have taken off in the rowboats. Curse that Bilgeman, curse that Chocolate and curse that Frog! If Oi ever make it outta here, there's gonna be hell to pay.
With Easter comin up, Oi may have to give chocolate a miss, which be truly sad