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by black bart on Wed May 03, 2006 9:54 am
But I keep seein Ninjas...Huge pink Ninjas in the shape of Elephants...it's the Ninjas I tell you, they're coming to get me and steel me grog...
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by Duke on Wed May 03, 2006 2:05 pm
Bart, methinks those not be Ninjas but huge pink elephants.
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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
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by Tickle on Wed May 03, 2006 2:11 pm
That's exactly what they want you to think. I saw a ninja in the disguise of a teddy bear - I swiftly ripped off its head before it had a chance to ninja me to death.
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by Duke on Wed May 03, 2006 2:15 pm
Teddy bear, maybe, but no Ninja I have ever heard of dresses as a pink elephant. As a teddy bear, you can hide in a child's room. But a pink elephant?
Duke
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Tickle on Wed May 03, 2006 2:18 pm
How would you disguise yourself in a herd of pink elephants?
You really need to start thinking logically Duke.
You really need to start thinking logically Duke.
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by Duke on Wed May 03, 2006 9:45 pm
As soon as you find me a herd of huge pink elephants.
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Duke on Thu May 04, 2006 2:02 pm
See! The picture doesn't even show up!
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by black bart on Fri May 05, 2006 8:05 am
If you do hide yourself in herd of Pink Ninja elephants - don't forget to paint your toe nails pink!
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by Duke on Fri May 05, 2006 2:07 pm
Pink Ninja Elephants? The Pink Elephants are churning out Ninjas? I thought it was just the Killer Squirrels.
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Clifford on Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:35 am
Ninja Pirates? Are you insane? Ninjas are arch-nemesis of Pirates!
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by anthrobabe on Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:23 pm
Duke wrote:As soon as you find me a herd of huge pink elephants.
Duke
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by Ham Nox on Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:52 pm
Clifford wrote:Ninja Pirates? Are you insane? Ninjas are arch-nemesis of Pirates!
Of course ninja pirates! By combining the two doctrines, we gain the strengths of both disciplines and become stronger than either by themselves..
Haven't you heard the motto? "Tread softly and carry a big flask of rum."
Duke wrote:Teddy bear, maybe, but no Ninja I have ever heard of dresses as a pink elephant. As a teddy bear, you can hide in a child's room. But a pink elephant?
Yes, a pink elephant. It's such an obvious disguise that you'd never consider it could be a ninja until it was too late! Reverse psychology and whatnot.
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............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
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~*L'Nox ti notve*~
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
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Re: Ninja Pirates
by black bart on Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:50 am
Ahoy matey...ye be dredgin threads from thee very depths o Davy's Locker...who knows wot terrors may lurk there! 
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