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Postby The Dead Parrot on Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:55 pm

Lol, yeah. And we are not against the United States, we just don't agree with some of their ideals.
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Postby His Vasal on Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:42 am

no ninja pirates please! i dont like the masks
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Postby jekka on Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:04 pm

not only am I a ninja pirate, I am a space, robot, ninja, pirate!!!! :fsm_yarr: :fsm_ninja: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_ninja: :fsm_yarr: :worship: :o :mrgreen: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_ninja:
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Postby yodaman23 on Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:29 pm

Oy have a cousin that is a ninja pirate. He just got a dinosaur to ride on yesterday. He's mighty scary when we go out pilleging together but he always kills the welps all silent like. Tis not honerable but dam good fun!
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Postby jekka on Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:03 am

yarr i do believe that a space robot ninja pirate be much more efficent than a dinosour! yarrr
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Postby Duke on Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:21 pm

His Vasal wrote:no ninja pirates please! i dont like the masks


Well, I am very sorry, but that's your problem! :wink: :mrgreen: :wink:

There is mention of Ninjas in The Book, but I'll let you read it yourself.


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Stolen by Ninjas

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:20 am

Still awaitin me book - hope it hasn't been stolen by Ninjas!!!! :?
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Postby Duke on Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:46 pm

Nay, the Ninjas are buying this one for a change.


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby shadowdninja on Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:05 am

I am a ninja pirate, no doubt there. Nothing makes plundering a ship easier than using the shadow arts. As a matter of fact, my friend and myself have been planning to be new age ninja pirates long before I learned about pastafarianism. We're gonna start small (we're thinking of conquring the fresh waters in a pontoon boat). After establishing a name and a fleet we'll get a real pirate vessel with our boosted booty and take to the open seas with anyone who wants to come with. Our dream is to one day steal a cruise liner.
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Postby Duke on Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:48 pm

Sounds like a sturdy plan, Shadow Ninja.

The Ninja Pirates welcome you into our clan.

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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby psyco_path on Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:03 pm

In my opinion the only place where ninjas and pirates NEED to mingle would be the local wenchery.

Not that I'm taking a side, just that their "zones of influence" are traditionally separate.
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Postby Duke on Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:44 pm

What good are traditions? Old, stale routines with no modern meaning or use. We are modernity. We are the future, the past be damned.


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Groggy Ninja

Postby black bart on Tue May 02, 2006 7:15 am

YYAARR I be thinkin there's a filthy Ninja on board me ship - someone keeps sneekin up behind me when I'm on watch and steelin me grog ration!
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Postby Duke on Tue May 02, 2006 2:19 pm

It could be one o' our Ninja Pirates, but it could just be yer second mate, too.


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Re: Groggy Ninja

Postby The Black Spot on Tue May 02, 2006 8:02 pm

black bart wrote:YYAARR I be thinkin there's a filthy Ninja on board me ship - someone keeps sneekin up behind me when I'm on watch and steelin me grog ration!


Rubbish.

Ye just fergets 'ow much grog ye've had, yer old soak.
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