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Postby The Dead Parrot on Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:43 pm

Thar forum is interestin! Maybe I could join de' ninja pirates, due to me influence with der captian.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."

-- Myself

"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"

--Duke
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Postby Duke on Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:20 pm

You should................ :fsm_ninja: :fsm_ninja: :fsm_ninja:

But don't tell anyone.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby The Dead Parrot on Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:45 am

Duke wrote:You should................ :fsm_ninja: :fsm_ninja: :fsm_ninja:

But don't tell anyone.


Duke


*Wisper* Ok
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."

-- Myself

"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"

--Duke
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Postby Duke on Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:40 am

Ya got yerself a deal, matey................


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby The Dead Parrot on Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:06 pm

Duke wrote:Ya got yerself a deal, matey................


Duke


Arr! I like the way ya think!
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."

-- Myself

"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"

--Duke
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Postby Duke on Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:31 pm

The feeling is altogther mutual. Is Trace a Ninja Pirate as well, Dead Parrot?


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby The Dead Parrot on Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:54 pm

I'm not sure, I will ask. I am sure he is. He gave a seminar about the Flying Spaghetti Monster a few days ago.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."

-- Myself

"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"

--Duke
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Postby Duke on Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:53 pm

When/where did he give the seminar? He should have asked me about it, I did a speech at school about FSM for class not too long ago.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby The Dead Parrot on Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:12 pm

Our local church. They got a kick out of it!
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."

-- Myself

"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"

--Duke
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Postby Duke on Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:17 pm

I can only imagine. I wish I had been there.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby The Dead Parrot on Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:38 pm

I was waiting outside for him with the local police. Needless to say, they were used.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."

-- Myself

"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"

--Duke
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Postby Duke on Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:51 pm

Were the church-goers pleased?

Wait, how did he get in the church in the first place?


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby The Dead Parrot on Sun Mar 12, 2006 2:41 am

Yes, they realized that only through His guidance could they become intelligent beings and follow the true Light and Prego Sauce. :fsm:
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."

-- Myself

"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"

--Duke
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Postby His Worshipper on Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:14 pm

If i was a ninja pirate, i would rob the treasury of the U.S!
:fsm_ninja: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_ninja: :fsm_yarr: :fsm_ninja: :fsm_yarr:
:worship: the FSM!
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Postby Duke on Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:51 pm

Rob the U.S. Treasury? And you think you'd actually find anything in there? *Ba-dum-kissh*


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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