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Postby Alpaca » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:07 pm

Early morning warmup, eh, Duke?

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Postby Duke » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:08 pm

Alpaca wrote:Early morning warmup, eh, Duke?



Happens about 7:18, every morning or so. Those rent-a-cops Deluxe are relentless.


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--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby Jimayo » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:49 pm

Duke wrote:A demon, eh? I have some tricks for fighting demons........................... I'm a Shamen of Ramen.

You and Darren? Got a club?


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Bah, I've got mad ninja skills and near invulnerability anyways.
"If Wu was truly the greatest kingdom, then why did Jin work them like a part-time job?" - Justin

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Postby Duke » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:55 pm

Jimayo wrote:
Duke wrote:A demon, eh? I have some tricks for fighting demons........................... I'm a Shamen of Ramen.

You and Darren? Got a club?


Duke


Bah, I've got mad ninja skills and near invulnerability anyways.


Keyword: near.

You will meet your match.

As soon as you encounter me.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Jimayo » Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:03 am

Duke wrote:Keyword: near.

You will meet your match.

As soon as you encounter me.


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Your arrogance is your weakness.
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Postby Alpaca » Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:06 am

Soon this back-and-forth will sound like the pre-fight incoherent sequence in those japanese/engrish fighting games.


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"Gladly!"

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Postby Duke » Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:14 am

Jimayo wrote:
Duke wrote:Keyword: near.

You will meet your match.

As soon as you encounter me.


Duke[/u]


Your arrogance is your weakness.



Oh, you can only wish I had a weakness.

Alpaca, you crack me up!


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Jimayo » Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:19 pm

Duke wrote:Oh, you can only wish I had a weakness.

Alpaca, you crack me up!


Duke


I'm gonna call you Red Mage.

"But I can't be arrogant because that would be a flaw."
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Postby Duke » Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:44 pm

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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Duke » Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:46 pm

Jimayo wrote:
Duke wrote:Oh, you can only wish I had a weakness.

Alpaca, you crack me up!


Duke


I'm gonna call you Red Mage.

"But I can't be arrogant because that would be a flaw."


Is this "Red Mage" thing some stupid in-joke of yours?


What makes you think you are the leader of the Ninja Pirates? Did He tell you so?


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Jimayo » Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:57 am

Duke wrote:Is this "Red Mage" thing some stupid in-joke of yours?


What makes you think you are the leader of the Ninja Pirates? Did He tell you so?


Duke


Red Mage is from 8-bit theatre and is the height of arrogance, much like you.

And I quote, "But I can't be guilty of hubris because that would be a flaw."
"If Wu was truly the greatest kingdom, then why did Jin work them like a part-time job?" - Justin

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Postby amenabletopasta » Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:25 pm

Jimayo and Duke:

Mateys, Oi suggest yer might like ter be taking yer little parley outside (perraps t' the Snark Zone?). Otherwise, Oi's likely ter whip out me cutlass and cut this thread ter pieces...
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Postby Duke » Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:04 am

Oops, sorry. Just jesting, really, in good nature.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Minister Minestrone » Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:36 pm

No communist revolution is complete without T3H NINJA PIRATES!
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Postby Duke » Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:38 pm

Minister Minestrone wrote:No communist revolution is complete without T3H NINJA PIRATES!


Well, you are going to have to go get your own group of Ninja Pirates, because we are not too keen on a Communist Revolution.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen


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